Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Disclaimer: Not mine. They're based on real people.
Fandom: BSG RPFS
Pairing: Grace Park/Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: R/NC17 (sex. language)
Genre: porn.
Length: 1200+
Written for The Femslash Today Porn Battle (which is now open for posting, hurrah) and the prompt RPFS, Grace Park/Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer, mile-high club
Notes: Please beware of the run-on sentences. (I blame the heat)

Things Not Recommended at Commercial Airline Cruising Altitudes
by ALC Punk!
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1. I listened to episode five of Eureka season four today. It has a really lovely scene with Henry and Grace, that, um. It was pretty much a PG scene, but I swear I was blushing. WHAT THOSE TWO DO WITH THEIR VOICES. *coughs*

2. Porn Battle is open for business and smuttyness. The dreamwidth side is for longer stuff. Which is where I answered my own prompt last night Different is Good, Eureka, Grace/Henry Deacon, for the first time

I have the vague urge for Dee/Lee and Evie/Rick. We shall see if my brain manages to wake up s'more.

And I stop writing everyone as British.

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: R, sex, language
Length: 2000+
Warnings: er, sex, a bit of domination (srsly, I had no idea Dee could be this kinky, and it's mostly vanilla!), orgasm denial
Pairing: Anastasia Dualla/Leland Adama
Set: sometime during the Lost Year.
Notes: I have this suspicion that part of this was written as a response to the whole "women with confident sexualities are eeeevil" stuff that's floating around Who fandom at the moment? But, um, it's also because of the Femslash Kink Meme (though, yes, this is het). And because I've not written any Dee/Lee in far too long.

Summary: Sometimes, Dee likes being the one in charge. So does Lee.

A Matter of Rank
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
rating: NC17, warnings: porn
length: 2000+
pairing: Cally Henderson-Tyrol/Tory Foster
set: during Ties That Bind
notes: This is for the bsg_pornbattle, off the prompt 'stuck in a moment'. It is about three times as long as I'd expected it to be.

Maybe it's Curiosity
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And one fic, amusingly enough (rpf, though)
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: R, seeeex, a little violence
length: 2000+
pairing: Kara Thrace/Leoben Conoy
set: around Precipice, season three
prompt: Kara/Leoben, hand in hand
notes: written for bsg_pornbattle and about three times as long as I'd expected.

The Way You Like it
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dear aj, you suck. I did steal your #5, though.
length:800+
rating: r/nc17, porn, language
pairing: Pepper/Tony
fandom: Iron Man movie-verse
notes: I don't even like this pairing, but, as always, I had this sudden mental whammy. Bleh.
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disclaimer: So very much not mine.
Spoilers: season three, and there's speculation for something that is supposedly occuring in season four.
Pairings: Sharon Agathon/Karl Agathon, Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Kara/Sharon/Sam/Karl
Rating: I'm'a go with NC17, here. Porn, porn, swearing, and porn. het, boyslash, girlslash
Length: 6,000 words
Notes: *shakes fist* I was supposed to be working on something else, but this wouldn't go away. Bah. Possibly very ooc. I don't know anymore.

these walls will never see me just to save me
by ALC Punk!

'Come to your senses
Wager a risk' - Kittie 'Safe'
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: R/NC17/whatever. Porn.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Spoilers: all of season three of BSG.
Length: 2,500+
Notes: this is spun off random things, but mainly the 'promise' prompt at the porn battle (since, as predicted, no one else has written Kara/Anders there). It is, however, way longer than will fit in a comment, and actually has a sequel already written. Sigh. Much thanks to lucyparavel for the once-over beta duties.

Earthbound Vagabonds
by ALC Punk
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+, NC17, Adult. Porn.
Pairing: Dee/Kara/Anders, with references to Dee/Lee, Kara/Lee.
Genre: PWP.
Set: Disturbingly, after 'Taking a Break...', season 3.
Spoilers: Guess. Pikachu is pregnant with Bob's lovechild.
Length: 1,000+
Notes: I've been trying to finish this for bloody days. Think it's done. Oh, dear GOD, the title took me more time than it should have.

Sweeter Than Wine
by ALC Punk!
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