Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

I've seen this everywhere, and actually started compiling it before the end of the year. Because. Well, it's me. And there's a lot of fic (I don't even know if I got it all, in the end). There isn't commentfic linked (unless it got dumped into a ficlet dump, at some point), but everything else (that I could find or remember) is here...
( sigh. This is long. )

The Conspiracy... inspired by people at prolix_allie's...

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Disclaimer: not mine. No, really, really, really not mine. At all.
Warning: Real People Fic, Femslash. If either of these squick you, run the other way.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Madeline Albright/Margaret Thatcher.
Length: 1,000+
Notes: I blame kali921 entirely for this pairing, not to mention the fic. Yes, granted, I am still fandom's bitch sometimes when it comes to accepting prompts and being inspired but. Really. This wasn't supposed to be this long.

Champagne
by ALC Punk!
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Notes: I asked for 15 Kara Thrace/Sam Anders prompts. I got 19. As such, some of these are far sketchier than they could be.
Spoilers: Through Crossroads II.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders. Vague mentions of Sharon/Helo, Billy Keikaya/Jean Barolay, Cally/Tyrol.
Length: 4,000 words
Disclaimer: Not mine.

The (inaptly named) Fifteen Seconds of Fame
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Fandom: Bionic Woman 2007
Characters/Pairing: Jamie Sommers, Sarah Corvus
Genre: femslash, action
Rating: PG13, language, femslash, vague het, violence, wet leather
Length: 1,200
Notes: No. No, I really don't have anything but 30 seconds of promo and clips to base this characterization off. And yet. I blame myKosling, pataka02, thenewhope, and wiliqueen. Horrible influences, the lot of them. *grumbles* It is, however, kinda hot.

Thirty Seconds
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: er.... pg? Violence.
Pairings (referenced): Dualla/Lee, Kara/Lee
Genre: episode insert (Rapture), action
Spoilers: Rapture
Notes: Written at work, edited at home. I figured someone had to write it. *kicks the title* I've written too much fic, I'm really tired of having to find good titles.

Logic Dictates
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+ porn, language
Fandoms: X-Men comics/Farscape
Pairing(s): Alex Summers/Chiana, referenced: Alex Summers/Madelyne Pryor
Set: ...god. Er, X-Men, right after Mutant X? Before the Mary Sue Nurse? Farscape: er... Terra Firma.
Notes: This was actually written... god. Probably three years ago. Never posted, as it really only has an audience of, like, two. However, in re-reading it, I realized it wasn't all that bad. Hence. Posting it. (I posted it once to deadjournal, but without edits or a title)

Puttin' on the Ritz
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+ Porn.
Pairing: Brennan/Booth.
Set: Anytime, no spoilers.
For the porn battle, Prompt: Bones, Brennan/Booth, dirt

Imprinted
by ALC Punk!
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ETA: There is really awesome Angela/Hogins here at the porn battle

Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: 18+ish. sex is happening.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Set: ...pre-EoJ? Spoilers.
Genre: angst.
Length: 1,200
Notes: I wrote some of this at work, breaking my own No Smut At Work rule. Sigh. It also. Does not go where I thought it would. Huh. Title is a line from New Order's 'World'. (and to wash away the angst, I wrote fluff at the porn battle)

Sideways to the Sun
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: kiddie.
Fandom: SG: Atlantis |||||| genre: gen, friendship ||| length: 1,100+
Set: early early Lantis season one.
pairing references: Sam Carter/Rodney McKay, Sam Carter/John Sheppard
Notes: This was written on the fly, at work, for thekatebeyond, and then edited once I was home. And added. You can all thank karma_aster for the thing that Liz and Shep bet with.

The One With the Jell-O In It
by ALC Punk!
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