Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

(aside from the fandom stocking bits)

1. Indescribable Fell Out Through a Hole Inside the Sun - Doctor Who (mixing eras), Lady Jennifer from The War Games runs about kissing Amy Pond.

2. Red Herring - Avengers/St. Trinian's/Primeval/Captain Britain & MI-13. Natasha goes to Wisdom for intell, runs into Kelly Jones again and then fights dinosaurs. In my never-ending quest to add to the St. Trinian's roster, Abby Maitland goes down. (and Kelly spends a lot of time ogling/flirting with Natasha) [note: 7000 words and nothing in the way of feedback after two weeks, so I don't expect anyone to actually read it. Like the ficlets, this is posted for my own archival purposes]

3. That Time Annabelle Had Wings - St. Trinian's crack ficlet (because I could, all right?)

4. Secrets We Keep - Elementary, Joan/Irene speculation and femslash

5. Five Times The Doctor Utterly Fails At Delivering a Compliment (and the One Time He Does it Accidentally) - DW. Eleven/River, flirting.

6. Victory Celebrations - Doctor Who; Two, Jamie and Zoe.

7. I haven't caught up on anything. I've been sick (with a cold that is mostly gone) since last Wednesday and generally blah. So I re-watched Green Wing and am plowing my way through Midsomer Murders. (I know, it's a sickness).

7b. Caroline and Mac need to just constantly make out for me. sigh.

Disclaimer: not mine
Fandom: Marvel's X-Men (comics)
Character: Ororo Munroe (wiki tells me it is now Ororo Iqadi T'Challa), pairing: Ororo/T'Challa
Genre: character study, introspection
Rating: ...PG? kissing and sex are mentioned.
Length: 600
Notes: I actually wrote this in the midst of the Fslash Big Bang, but promptly forgot it was in my notebook. I've never actually read any of the "Storm marries Black Panther" stuff (and don't really intend to), but for some reason I got to thinking about it. I expect this is my mental attempt to reconcile my personal canon ending in 1997, and canon actually moving on. It's really less fic than... statements? idk. Anyway. Warning: second person, or as you-statement as it can be.

Summary: Ororo marries T'Challa, but why?

Reasonings
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: well. They weren't originally mine.
rating: PG? (implied violence)
setting: piratey times.
notes: I think this was originally going to be for the porn battle, but it didn't get past paragraph three at that time.
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disclaimer: not mine
fandom: Marvel comics, specifically Captain Britain and MI13 with references to the Pete Wisdom LS, the original Excalibur comic (still the best) and one of the X-Men books (I don't care which, they're all pretty equally crap).
characters: Pete Wisdom, mainly. references: Kitty Pryde/Pete Wisdom, Scott Summers, Alistaire Stuart, some others, and Brian Braddock.
length: 1300+
set: er... between the first and second arcs in Captain Britain and MI13. Don't have a clue where it falls in current X-Men canon.
rating: mostly PG, with a couple sex references, some drinking and some swearing.
notes: written for kali921, though I'm not sure this is exactly cheering. I totally blame Something for Kate. Title is bastardized Zita Swoon lyrics.

Lost the Grip Long Ago
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: er, Rish? sexual situations, language, but nothing explicit
pairing: Kitty Pryde/Pete Wisdom
set: semi-current canon, not long after the Wisdom LS.
length: barely 1000 (I was trying for a drabble...)
notes: for ladielazarus. All mistakes are my own. For those eying the title and going "wut", I loathe titles.

Destiny Can be so Hard, so Kick it in the Balls
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: ...PG13/R? Not much sex, but there are lesbians.
Fandom: X-Men movieverse. Post-movie three.
Pairing: Jean Grey/Domino, implied: Jean/Ororo, Jean/Scott, Jean/Logan
Words: 2,500+
Notes: Wow. Um. This was supposed to be a sequel to 'This Perfect Working Order', except that I forgot the original fic was comicverse and was halfway through and this was solidly movieverse, so I had to leave it so. Domino's origin in this is mostly her comic origin, with a few things different (no Nathan Summers...) The title is from 'Velvet Divorce' by the Sneaker Pimps.

This Perfect World Disorder
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: R, NC17, 18+. Take your pick. There be porn and naked people.
Pairing: Jean Grey/Scott Summers
Set: Sometime around 1997, so, uh... Uncanny 350ish?
Spoilers: Cable comes from the future, Rachel's from an alternate universe and Madelyne Pryor is a creature made entirely of light (or is that Shard?).
Length: 1,300
Notes: This was written for the Inclement Weather challenge that was just posted on jeannie_x_slim, and I blame nique entirely for mocking me when I said Jean was complaining about no lemon in her tea.

On Account of the Rain
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 13+ish. vague sex mentions.
Pairing: Domino/Cable
Set: AHAH. Yes. Post-Cable and Deadpool issue #34. AS SUCH IT CONTAINS SPOILERS.
Notes: I tried to make it longer, but Domino and introspection don't mix well. sigh. ARGH.

The First 48
by ALC Punk!
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I apologize. I don't remember who all of these are for. I only remember the last, and that this one was for hyare (plus, I am too lazy)
Five ways how Zack Addy will never finish his dissertation
( PAPER )

And to make up for that depression, here's some silly...

Five things Booth was surprised to find while looking in Brennan's purse/bag.
( really silly )


Five times Sisko almost blew up the wormhole.
( There was a little wormhole, which had a little curl, right in the middle of the Alpha Quadrant... )

Five ice cream flavours Cable simply cannot live without
( Baskin Robbins, HO )

(This one I know. It's for nique Five places Nate and Dom tried to fuck but got interrupted.
( insert 18+ age warning here )

Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: Kiddie.
Pairing: Kara/Jool
Set: prior to New Excalibur #1. Post-Thanos and pre-Anihilation stuff.
Notes: I was bored at work and made a fortune teller with characters I could write and prompts. This is the result of the first.
Prompt: Dazzler, Thanos, chicken
Length: 700+

Chicken Marsala for Tea
by ALC Punk!
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