Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

I... managed to actually write some things (some of them unexpected things?)

Basically, I spent a week and two days utterly blocked and then had a deluge of porn last night.

Primeval: New World, Angelika/Dylan: Invincible

Stargate: SG-1, Sam/Jack: movement of the stars

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sam Anders: Cold Nose Solution

Stargate: Atlantis, Jennifer Keller/Ronon Dex: Game of Two (I'm a little less happy with this one, I really should have gone back over it, but it was after midnight and I had to be up this morning)

(amusingly, and I know it's totally not the case, I sort of feel like the Sam/Jack fic triggered a ton of Jack/Daniel fic in retaliation)

I wanted to get some Lizzeh/Shep in, but didn't manage it.

Title: Bandits at Twelve O'Clock
Author: ALC Punk!
Rating: PG13/R, innuendo, naked people, violence, language, adult situations
Genre: Alternate Reality, Crossover, Femslash, Action/Adventure
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica (reimagined), Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Samantha Carter
Setting: Ye Olde West
Length: 28,000 words
Notes: This has sort of been sitting around, waiting to be finished for a really long time. I started with 7,500 but ripped out about 2,000 before writing the rest. I already have ideas for a sequel *facepalm*.

Written for the Big Bang Challenge at femslash_land

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

(yes, it's done. This is what I've done instead of nano *amused*)

ETA: btw, I'm sorry to everyone I just spammed, like, seven times. FOR ONCE, I CROSSPOSTED ALL AT ONCE. =D

dislaimer: not mine
pairing: Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill
genre: romance, fluff
rating: PG
length: 1000
set: post-Redemption, season six
notes: This is quite possibly a sequel to 'All is Quiet' an episode insert for 'Redemption' (which, fair warning, has porn, and small text). About two-thirds of it was sitting unfinished in a file. I'm making the assumption it hasn't been posted (the SG fic is more up-to-date on my site than the BSG fic, and it isn't there, as far as I can tell). I dug it out for posting (and rewriting/finishing) as I've been informed only one Sam/Jack fic was posted all week. Man, I feel we are slacking, you guys.

In the Aftermath of Victory
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Set: post-season ten, vague spoilers and stuff.
Rating: PG13/vague R? little violence, little femslash, little language
Pairing: Sam Carter/Vala Mal Doran, various other vague refs to any others you can think of.
Length: 2,000+
Notes: um. I have no idea what I think of this. It was supposed to be teenyshort fluff for Meeshy, but then it got all ballooned. And stuff. Also, wow, have I gotten tired of writing: porn, action AND plot... (it was supposed to be Space Pirates, Meesh, but it totally failed. Well. Mostly failed)

Small-Time Crooks
by ALC Punk!
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One for ysrith, who wanted Subreality Cafe fic where Will Turner and Lee Adama meet and do teh sex. The other is just random Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill fluff.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Subreality was the concept of Kielle, Falstaff and Tapestry.
Warnings: boyslash, mockery, pedanticness
Rating: PG
( There was a little town, which had a little pub, right in the middle of its existence... )


Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: PG.
Set: Eh.
Pairing: Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill.
( Sam/Jack fluff, as requested )

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: Kiddie, mostly. Vague innuendo?
Genre: Gen, angst, episode insert.
Spoilers: season 3, not quite to the mid-point.
Notes: This confused familyarchives, but, eh. I refuse to compromise. Did a new thingie, and my prompts were: Vala, Weir, are you now or have you ever been? And then David Bowie's "Heart's Filthy Lesson" was playing. title from Bush's Solutions.

Head Full of Splinters
by ALC Punk!
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er. very rough. Sam/Teal'c/Jack
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: er... 13+ vague sex references.
Pairing: Sam Carter/Vala Mal Doran, ref: Vala/Daniel Jackson
Set: post Pegasus Project. (and I haven't seen anything since)
Length: 1,964 words
Notes: er. I don't know where this came from, but I blame surrealphantast. Thanks to karma_aster for cheering and encouragement and not smacking me when I was whining about no plot.

Just Relax...
by ALC Punk!
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The following contain pretty much everything from general audience, to non-porny femslash, to het shippiness. They also contain spoilers for: Reboot season three, newBSG season two (through Scar), Lantis season two, Coupling season three, Black Widow: The Things They Say About Her, and general thingies for Firefly, SG-1 and X-Factor. Most, if not all, took their inspiration from the icons: either describing exactly, using the flavor of the moment, whatever.
Pairings: Dot/Mouse, Kara/Anders, Sam/Jack, Liz/John, Everyone/angst.

1. kurakami ( River, cold )


2. kellifer_fic
( Ronon )

3. karma_aster ( Jack, cuddly, cold )

4. elly427 ( SG-1, S'Mores, campfire )

5. nakedtoes( SG-1, So our powers combined make us ike a super slayer? )

6. cosmic ( Coupling, Jeff, Steve, Porn! )


7. dragonelf_2002 ( Swashbuckling Kurt )


8. hoperomantic ( Sparky, hands )


9. fallenbelle ( Carter, pissy, gun (from Hathor) )


10. centerspire ( Kara/Anders. His hand is on her ass. Yes. )


11. katcorvi ( Sam, Jack, Daniel. Confused. )


12. greycoupon ( Kara, bitch please. )


13. familyarchives ( Liz and Teyla, we need tea )

14. timjr ( Seelix, Cally. )


15. beverly_mcintyr ( Beverly, left the stove on )


16. kali921 ( Maddrox, Jamie, etc. Angst? )


17. llorelai ( Sam Carter, Dear diary, Jack is an asshole. I heart him. )


18. alryssa ( Mouse! )


19. stacyx ( Nick Fury. This is not my happy face. )

20. skellingtonjon ( Disco Cylons )

21. rowan_d ( Sam Carter, I'm shattered but it doesn't really matter )

eta: To cut down length, all icons should now be inside cuttags

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 13+
Pairing: ...er, SG-1/SG-1.
SPOILERS: Ripple Effect. BIG TIME.
Notes: Started as a thought on my way home from work. I actually pulled over and jotted down certain lines, so I wouldn't forget.

Faith in Life
by ALC Punk!
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