Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Title: Primal Constructs
Author: ALC Punk!
Recipient: nenya_kanadka
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: River Song/Oswin Oswald
Rating: PG13/R (adult situations, non-explicit sex)
Word count: 2500+
Warnings: I'm not entirely sure how old Oswin is, at the beginning of this, I am arbitrarily deciding that she's at least seventeen.
Summary: Time runs sideways, and Oswin and River learn their feet.
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1. I have been re-watching The Pretender. Unsurprisingly, I finally gave in and began screen-capping for icon purposes (Miss Parker is so pretty, and her faaaaaace). I'm finding some of the Jared plots boring, but the Centre trio of doom are entertaining (ok, mostly, Miss Parker and her faaaace and her sarcasm and amazingness are entertaining--also, her clothes)

2. Last night, I wrote a Miss Parker/Brigitte femslash drabble (as forfeit for posting the fslash_today update to the wrong community). A part of me is disappointed that the show isn't airing now, where it might pick up a few hatesex femslash fans (the potential for Parker domming Brigitte is so very high)

3. I should have Leverage thoughts. At some point. Also, I need to catch up on Covert Affairs and Saving Hope and watch the last two episodes of Continuum (if I type it, will I remember?). Oh, and The Bletchley Circle, as I think episode three was tonight? idk. I'm a bad fan.

4. I remember what else I was going to say. Sign-ups for femslash12 are underway. I'm still debating my sixth fandom.

1. I wrote Oswin/Nina fic as I thought I would. Finished in a sprint to get it done before I posted tonight's femslash_today update (quality may have lagged on that count)

2. My birthday present to myself was watching the leaked Elementary pilot. I really liked it all the femslash for Joan Watson now, pls (they'll have to be crossovers. oh, dear, what did I just let my brain in for) I will have more thoughts on it later.

3. sigh. Now I've 300 words of Joan Watson and Joss Carter ficlet (which is basically a character beat for Joan)

Disclaimer: Not mine. They're based on real people.
Fandom: BSG RPFS
Pairing: Grace Park/Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: R/NC17 (sex. language)
Genre: porn.
Length: 1200+
Written for The Femslash Today Porn Battle (which is now open for posting, hurrah) and the prompt RPFS, Grace Park/Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer, mile-high club
Notes: Please beware of the run-on sentences. (I blame the heat)

Things Not Recommended at Commercial Airline Cruising Altitudes
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine
Rating: PG, language
Length: 1000+
Spoilers: all of BSG? idek. Some of it, at least.
Character: Sam Anders, references Kara/Sam
Genre: character study
Notes: I blame lizardbeth_j for the comment she made in the PoD Make Sam Happy fest. I'm also not entirely certain I haven't half-written this before. (It was only supposed to be a 400-word ficlet. whatever). completely unbetaed. I did spellcheck, though. Not that it means much. I'm going to regret this in the morning. (I think I will make this the first story I put on ff'net tomorrow)

For the Moment
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine
Rating: PG? Mostly G.
Length: 2000+
Fandoms: Marvel Movieverse, St. Trinian's.
Characters: Pepper Potts, Kelly Jones, Miss Fritton, various others
Notes: idek. I blame havocthecat

Summary: Pepper Potts gives lectures, almost no one gets hurt.

Lecture Series
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine
Fandom: This is a BSG/Aliens fusion/Alternate Universe. It doesn't follow the plot of either universe particularly well, though the latter has more say in the formation and proceedings. The aliens, otoh, look more like the Brood from Marvel's X-Men.
Pairings: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, implied Sharon Valerii/Karl Agathon
Characters: Kara Thrace, Sam Anders, Sharon Valerii, Karl Agathon, Maggie Edmonson, a few others who don't really have large parts.
Rating: R, violence, language, adult situations, death, destruction, etc.
Genre: Action/Adventure, Explosions Are Cool
Length: 18,000 words
Notes: I started this as a ficlet for the bsg_epics ship war. And at about 3,000 words, I was cranky, but amused that at least I was writing something kinda long. I stopped thinking it would end around 10,000 words. *shrugs* This is not particularly romantic, either.

Summary: Kara Thrace's crew crash-land on a bug-infested asteroid and all hell breaks loose.

Xenophobic Agenda
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine
Fandom: St. Trinian's (recent movies)
Pairing: Bella/Saffy
Rating: PG, language
Genre: coming of age blah, femslash
Length: 2000+
Warning: homophobia? Unbeta'd. underage kissing (probably underage, I think? idek)
Notes: I'm not even sure this is any good. Written for the rare pairing femslash challenge at femslash_land. Title is from Something for Kate's "Light at the End of the Tunnel". I've also recently re-read a bunch of the Chosen and Defined 'verse, and I'm really hoping I haven't inadvertently plagiarised anything (please please tell me if I have, as a re-read of this fic doesn't kick anything out). (also, that is a much better fic universe, you should go read it)

Summary: Saffy doesn't want to be a lesbian like her mother.

Sunlight In Your Eyes
by ALC Punk!
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1. Wrote a Doctor Who/Lost Girl crossover wherein Jo Grant and Three run about with Kenzi, and Bo. Against Daleks (probably Three-era Daleks, even). My fingers are cramped. I wrote it long-hand. (you know the Daleks would experiment on the Fae if they discovered them. Daleks + magic = invisible Daleks, once and for all. Yes, I did listen to Planet of the Daleks once too often. Also, Terror of the Autons)

2. Discovered that I'm pretty sure I stan for Queen Xanxia (SHE IS SO EVIL AND ANCIENT. I sort of do not care that she wrecked her own planet and went round destroying others. She just wants to live, y'know. Awww.) Also, Vivian Fay (wtf was it with that season's obsession with LONG-LIVED WOMEN ARE EVIL, anyway?).

3. Listened to Terror of the Autons and Stones of Blood and Pirate Planet. Again.

4. AMELIA RUMFORD FOR COMPANION. A slightly younger (but not by much, I'd just prefer to not have a companion moaning about heart attacks and rheumatism, though that could be amusing) Amelia, that is--possibly somewhere in her late forties, and then Eleven has to let River explain WHY she has to 'forget' their adventures when they meet again. (I know, I know, Evelyn Smythe is Amelia Rumford)

5. Vivian loved Amelia. Maybe only platonically, but there is such sadness in her voice when she might have to kill Amelia to keep her secret. ALSO. Vivian knows all about space travelers, and is so so amused that Four and Romana are pretending to be normal humans. Also, Romana/Vivian hatesex, why is there none, internets?

6. eta: also, I apparently ship Jo Grant/Kenzi like burning (and then write drabbles about said shipping)

Disclaimer: so not mine
Rating: PG, swearing, violence and references to suicide and the forced impregnation of women.
Length: 2400+
Pairing: Kara/Sam, slight reference to Sharon/Helo.
Set: during Resistance/The Farm and Lay Down Your Burdens
Genre: romance? angst?
Notes: This fic was started a really long time ago, and initially had the provisional title of "Five Battlefields Kara and Sam Kissed On", but it ended up not being that fic, as even while I was writing it (on paper), it changed to something else. I got the first part of this written, most of the second, and then cleaned the area around my desk. And suddenly, parts three, four and five couldn't be found, as the bundle of paper that got shoved into another bundle was very difficult to find. But I was going through stuff today, and ran across the sheets with 2-5 on them, and went "HEY, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. OMG."

I believe I once posted the first part in the comments, somewhere, as a stand-alone ficlet. (now I'm going to shut up before the notes end up longer than the fic)

Five Times Kara and Sam Kissed Before Landing on Galactica
by ALC Punk!
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