Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

too many characters for fitting in the comment box at porn battle. v porny. non-spellchecked as I should be in bed.
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1. But I am not sleepy. Yet.

2. I signed up for femslash12, and a part of me is terrified that I'll fail at managing to write. But I do keep writing drabbles, so I suppose that's one thing? (Laura Cadman/Kate Heightmeyer - possibly the fluffiest thing I've ever written, good grief)

3. womenverse seems to be going well, and it's entertaining. ( Recent graphics challenges )

4. I've been listening to Hans Zimmer soundtracks. I feel like I should be writing Epic Fic of some sort.

5. I haven't watched ANY tv outside of The Pretender (and Doctor Who, because rully) in weeks. So, PoI, Haven, etc... I'm a bit behind (I did watch Elementary, of course. But that was ages ago).

6. Updated book list (I'm still slogging through Lucie Abrauc's biog and Vi Kochendoerfer's WWII memoir)( Read more... )

7. ALSO. IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT. sparktober is coming! =DDD

Disclaimer: not mine
Fandoms: Burn Notice, Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Fiona Glenanne, Laura Cadman (not really femslashy, though it can be inferred)
Rating: PG
Length: 2300+
Genre: gen, action, Superiors Made Them Vacation
Notes: I don't remember when I started this anymore, but I liked the concept, even if I'm not sure it ended up where I'd originally intended.
Summary: Fiona knows a guy who knows a guy, and Laura's just on an enforced vacation. Two explosives afficianados, one bar. What could go wrong?

Pull the Pin
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: PG13; length: 2500 or so.
spoilers: through season three. AU.
pairing: Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard
beta reading: anr was a marvelous, fabulous person who was subjected to a fic I needed to finish.
notes: written for hope_tang for the swficathon, who wanted an episode fix-it. I think this might cover it. I had to marathon large hunks of season three, as I hadn't seen it for a while.

Adrift in a Sea of Possibilities
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Fandoms: Cowboy Bebop/Stargate: Atlantis
Pairings: Laura Cadman/Jet, implied Faye/Spike
Rating: PG13, violence, language, sexual inuendo
Notes: So. Um. I was reading the comments on one of aj's recent posts, and she and timjr were in an icon war, sort of, and he used a Jet icon about boobies and A.j. used a Cadman one with 'up to no good' on it, and my brain went kerspolooey. AND 1600 words later, there is fic. Sigh. ALL name misspellings are my own, as are my lousy grasp of CB's timeline and general plot.

Atom Bomb Blues
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Length: 600+
Set: This is a missing scene from 'Be All My Sins Remembered'. It's actually the one scene I felt cheated of, watching the episode.
Notes: The title is pointless, but amusing. Also, I accidentally named the file 'ballmy-insert'. *snickers madly* (there are two other scenes that should have been in the show, but this was the one that made me snicker, a lot). And now, I shovel snow.
Rating: Oh, yeah. Um, PG for implied possible violence?
Warnings: Women being more awesome than men.

Should Auld Acquaintance be Forgot...
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: R/18+, naked people, sex, het
Length: 1300
Pairing: Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard
Set: post-This Mortal Coil, and it's spoilery.
for qwirky, who wanted a spoiler.

eta: hey, guys? The best line in this fic is totally nique's, not mine. I just stole it. ;)

Coming to Terms With Certain Differences In... Plane
by ALC Punk!
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Sparky pornlet, with one of the WORST PUNS EVER. I blame mylittleredgirl
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SPACE

LOTS

OF

SPACE

Because there are disturbing themes and sad things in the following bit.
Disclaimer: not mine
Rating: R, adult themes
Characters: Sam Anders, Sue-Shaun, others, vague Sam Anders/Kara Thrace.
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Disclaimer: Not Mine.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Parings: none.
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagan, Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Ronon Dex.
Length: 1,500+
Rating: um... PG, for language?
Genre: gen, team, friendship, humor
Set: er... mid-season three?
Notes: This is a semi-sequel to 'Hit the Road out of Nowhere', an SG-1 fic I wrote a while back. It can be laid at the feet of havocthecat, who demanded texts and silliness to break up her work day. Which meant that she got the following sentences, one at a time: "Teyla and Liz sitting in a tree. Treed by giant purple fuzzy lobsters. Liz blames Teyla, Teyla blames Shep, Shep blames Rodney. Meredith blames all of them."
Sadly, I didn't have time for the last one: Ronon just wants to know if they're good with BBQ sauce.
Thanks go to aj for amusing commentary, and providing the boys' side.
ps. worst title ever. but. bed.

Sitting in a Tree
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Fandom: SG: Atlantis.
Spoilers/Speculation: Concerning a certain season 4 spoiler, and should be considered very spoilery, yes.
Genre: Gen.
Pairings: None.
Rating: PG, since there might be language.
Notes: they are spoilery, and right after the cut tag.

Born Stubborn
by ALC Punk!
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