Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Not many of you may know this anymore (ok, if you've made it down to the bottom of my ff'net account, maybe), but I started out in Buffy and comics fandom (with a side of Who, though I never did much writing there). Technically, I started out writing a Buffy/Excalibur crossover that has such painfully bad parts it has never been posted or finished, even if the sequel bit with Willow stuck in Limbo with the Soul Sword has been as there was this truly horrific crossover posted on the Buffyfic archive (yes, the big one that no longer exists, iirc) where Wolverine showed up and it was utterly atrocious in characterization and the Scoobies were all anti-Mutant Nazis.

Well. Dude. I knew I could do better than that.

matching slaying outfits ftl, though

Which is a very long-winded way of getting to my point. I was poking through old files, and opened some stuff at random, and--it's very annoying to read stuff that I know had a point, once. Like, there's one fic that isn't bad, but the opening makes no sense and I know it did at one point, but not anymore. It's frustrating. Sigh.

But I did unearth this, which is short and pointless, but was something I wanted to see in season two Angel (pls note, I loved girls back then, too). Faith meeting Holtz.
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Sigh. I miss writing Faith.

*makes new tag*

SO. SO, I'm brushing my teeth, and my brain goes, "Ha ha ha. What if Taren Capel was the Cylon God?"

dear brain, I HATE YOU.

(don't know how long, untitled) (NOW I really am going to bed. SWEAR TO GOD)
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Disclaimer: not mine. Well, mostly not. My versions tend to differ from canon.
Characters: Kara Thrace, Cally Tyrol, Anastasia Dualla, Sharon Valerii, a few others.
Pairings: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Cally/Galen, Athena/Helo, Roslin/Adama, Sharon Valerii/Cavil. (the latter two are mostly implied)
Genre: gen, het, action, AU
Set: Post Ties That Bind (4.03), though the end of that episode is... different.
Spoilers: Only through TTB iirc.
Rating: PG13, language, violence
Length: 4600+
Notes: A large portion of this was actually written last night after I tried to go to bed. The rest, the filling in the blanks and setting things up part, was written at work today. I think it all hangs together, but my brain is my brain and no one else lives in it. Some of this probably came out of a desire to write more fic for the 'Because We are Awesome' drabble-a-thon.

Summary: Sometimes, you just need a little vacation, some C4 and a Cylon basestar to knock over.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine. they might be a bit off from canon, though.
set: 4.4 (escape velocity)
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
genre: fluff, angst, missing scene
length: 1700+ - rating: pg13, language (I can't help it)
notes: I wanted fluff. I got this instead. cynthia_arrow you are not off the hook yet. Title from the entirely angstily appropriate 'The Only Thing' by Stabbing Westward

the air I breathe
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: er, R? sex, language, adult situations
Paring: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, ref: Kara/Leoben, Kara/Lee
Length: 3000+
Notes: Future spec fic, caused by reading this little booklet on Stonehenge. Yeah, I don't know, either. Consider it full of spoilers.

Obscurity
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: R, adult themes, sexual situations, language
length: 4400
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Kara/Randon Marine, ref: Kara/Lee
set: post-Measure of Salvation, pre-Unfinished Business
notes: Hey, prolix_allie this is, y'know, that one fic I mentioned. Sigh. If they can do it, I can do it, too, dammit. (note to self: don't forget quiche)

Until We See This Eye to Eye
by ALC Punk!
( Kara deals with the reality of an absent husband )

Disclaimer: Man. So not mine. But if they were? They'd get laid way more often.
Length: ten inches 3,000 words.
Warnings/Rating: R/NC17. Het. Boyslashy. Porn. Language.
Set: Post-Crossroads. Probably. So, y'know, SPOILERS FOR CROSSROADS.
Trio: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders/Leoben Conoy. Yes, you did read that right.
Notes: I BLAME lizardbeth_j and meresy. YOU TWO SUCK. I was going to work on Lizzie the Cylon, BUT NO. INSTEAD, I WRITE PORN. Er, hopefully, I didn't miss any mistakes. Because my soul needs a shower and I'm going to bed.

Assistance
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Length: 1000+
Character: Kendra
Notes: No clue where this came from. Spoilers, obviously, and I'm late for work. Possibly, season eight is to blame.

Connection
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Pairing (referenced): Kara Anders/Sam Thrace, Sharon/Helo
Characters: Sam Anders, Jean Barolay
Rating: PG, Length: 1100+
Set: post The Farm, no spoilers beyond that.
Notes: Notebook fic, of course. Hah. Added to and such. Title is from the Moby song of the same name.

One of These Mornings
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
length: 3000 words
Rating: PG13/R, violence, language, death
Fandoms: Torchwood, Resident Evil, Marvel's Excalibur/Pete Wisdom stuff (in a tiny little cameo at the very end).
Pairings: Everyone/Everyone.
Set: I haven't actually seen any of season two Torchwood yet, but I know a specific spoiler, which is in here. As for RE, probably not long after the second movie.
Notes: Half of this was written at work quite a while before, mostly because Jill Valentine/Jack Harkness was a hot idea. They're not really the focus of this, though.

In the Cold Dim Light
by ALC Punk!
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