Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Man. I don't know how long it's been since I wrote Sam/Jack.

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Pairing: Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Set: season seven, prior to Grace.
Rating: R, sex, language, adult situations
Notes: ok. God. First, this was started something like four years ago. Parts of the dialog were cadged from one of the following: aj, karma_aster or alryssa. Or even all three. It took way too long to finish--I had the first half, and the ending scene, and everything in-between needed to be written.

Dedication: To surreallis on the occasion of her (late now) birthday.

Accidents Will Happen
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 13, violence, language
Pairings: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Athena/Helo, Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard (think that's it) -- oh, implied Cadman/Teyla/Ronon.
Set: after the previous crossover, The One With the Wraith and Pony Show, which is, itself, set sometime during season three of Lantis and season three of BSG, post-Unfinished Business (on BSG's side).
Spoilers: Vague ones? I think?
Length: 3,300+
Prompt: Helo, Sheppard, Pedestal

Knock 'Em Down
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: 18+ there is mention of sex. Some violence. A lot of booze. I think Capalert would term this a Hard PG13.
Warning: contains references to sex, alcohol, het, and femslash. Not to mention mockery, bondage, and nakedness.
Spoilers: ..er... none? Wait! One for Kara, for mid-season two.
Pairings: hooboy. Samantha/Cameron, Samantha/Vala, Samantha/Kara, Kara/Vala, Kara/Cameron, Vala/Cameron.
Notes: I'm sorry. I really did try to keep this gen--or at least flirty--but it's inevitable that my brain is wired that if Sam Carter and Kara Thrace are in the same room together, um, porn happens. Off-screen and possibly non-existent porn, of course.
This is loosely based on a random conversation in surrealphantast's journal a few days back. Um. Yeah. Not quite what I was expecting. (also, speaking of dolls you can play with...)

Danger, Will Robinson
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R. Sex. Set: s8, or so. I pretend there is no Pete (hey, it's a living). Spoilers are vague. Established relationship.
Notes: Damn, they're both really cranky. Took me... a damned long time to title this. Stolen from Cake's "Love You Madly" (I love that song).

This would be Jara's fault. Totally.

Dishes Rattled in the Cupboard
by Ana Lyssie Cotton
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The Changeling spoilers. Sex. Because I feel like it.
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