Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Dear Jean Barolay,

Yes, honey, I know you know where he's been and you don't want to go there. But you can't kill the stupid fangirls. You're not real. Sadly.

Lots of love,
Me

Dear Samuel T. Anders,

I'm sorry. Ron made it really easy for this fic to fit right into continuity. Don't blame me because you're pretty all beat up and angsty.

Sorry for the pain. No, really,
Me

Dear multiple fandoms,

The Eye of Jupiter and the Ancient Weapon of Dakara would like to announce their engagement. Please feel free to send them gifts, like knowledge of wormholes, or nanobots, or a Cyber Leader, if there's one to spare.

Sincerely,
The BBC Set Design Department

Dear John Crichton,

Please clone yourself again. You're cuddly.

Lyss.

If, well, if BSG is a comicbook (and given their approach to retcons and canon as of late, it certainly is), then Timey and I have decided that cylon!Xena is the third Adama brother.

no, seriously.

someone just said that the Stargate writers are better and crazier than Farscape's.

that's, like...

it just doesn't compute. at all.

error.

I don't get it. I still think fooling people into reading something with a bad ending by omitting a warning is mean.

...y'know... there's just nothin' I can say to that.

Stark Incomprehension all round, lads?

Wow. ok. So. This got really long. And I'm not sure I wanked enough. But. Eh...

I am so *frelling* sick of the "Virgins suck at writing porn!" argument. I've seen it in nearly every fandom I've been around, and it's getting old. You know what? It's wrong.

( We're going to get a little graphic here, probably, so turn back now if your virgin eyes might be sullied. )

So. I was trolling through yahoogroups, to see what other Atlantis groups were out there.

There's another John/Elizabeth one. It's not as fun as nos's, however. The fanfic rules? Make me want to break them. A lot.

1) ~* No sex.
2) ~* Minimal profanity and violence, (i.e. No beheadings, blood spurting, disembowelments, etc.)
3) ~* No demonic content. (i.e. witchcraft, possession.)
4) ~* Family friendly stories. (see #2 & #3)
5) ~* No homosexual couples. Only John/Elizabeth, but secondary couples are allowed, just not slash.
6) ~* Has to be G to PG-13.

I'm tempted to try and do it with only one hundred words... We'll see how that goes.

In the meantime, I should... get some water. Hrm.