Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Hi! I am alive, and I totally exist. I've just been... reading bad fanfic? A lot? OK, so, thoughts:

1. Three Sentence Ficathon - lots of different fandoms and characters. I've even written some fills (go prompt, and write, and comment)

2. TABLE OF INIQUITY. It hurts that I can't say that to the average Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard 'shipper, because they would have no clue what I was talking about. otoh, it does indicate how fucking old I am.

3. I am so far behind on, like, ALL tv (I was caught up! For, like, two days...). Doctor Who, The Librarians, Elementary, Person of Interest, Covert Affairs, Lost Girl, Sleepy Hollow, Continuum, all of the new Skiffy stuff. Sigh. I keep coming up with other things to do. Or read.

4. Apparently not doing nanowrimo triggered femslash porn (well, ok, one fic; nothing else that's porny seems to work). It was really strange to actually write and post without that gate-keeper shrieking. But I was tired last night and there really wasn't time to edit or really worry about peoples' reactions (and enough people liked it, so, yay me). Now to review and edit later this week to post to AO3. (yes, I was considering doing nano to try and prod myself into finishing things... well, that worked out.)

5. Teslacon happened a week or so ago. It was entertaining, and I got wonderfully drunk on Friday night. I also finally pulled the patchwork skirt apart and added some proper panels to replace the ragged one and the hot pink one which I've never liked. It is now a slightly better length (and I only went through seven yards of lace to finish the bottom, not the eight of last time).

1. Did I mention I'd seen the new Sherlock movie? I did. It was entertaining and somewhat mindless, and my beloved Mary Morstan was awesome. and I have half-written hen night fic I should finish. hrm

2. Things one should never crossover: Foyle's War and Doctor Who. Specifically, Curse of Fenric. Christopher Foyle is called to a remote town to investigate the strange goings-on in Maiden's Bay! The War Office objects and Hilda Pearce tries to dissuade him! Sam Stewart tries to talk her uncle, the Rev Wainright, back into having faith (because Sam has uncles everywhere)! Milner and Ace exchange war stories and flirt a bit!

3. My desktop tower has a trio of redheads, the Baroness and Spiral vs a clockwork droid, a weeping angel, Mr. Sinister and a soldier from the Golden Army. My desktop is awesome. (ok, Scott Summers and Hellboy are sort of hanging around as back-up. But I think Jean, Natasha and Scarlett got this covered, yo)

4. RL-wise, it was very cold today. ugh. (ok, not as cold as it gets other places, but I had to use my winter coat!)

eta: 5. oh god, I finally did it. They Don't Give Out Trophies for This (kinky Esther/Vera pre-Miracle Day femslash).

6. Oh, and A Palace Broken (Resident Evil AU Alice/Claire fic. Not porny.)

These were all written, in some way, for twelvecolonies, the BSG team challenge community.

merrykk requested dancing Cylons. Leoben and Boomer, circa s3
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Athena and Hera drabble (s4)
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Racetrack and Hot Dog, the day after that big party on New Caprica (s3)
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disclaimer: not mine
fandom: Bionic Woman 2007
pairing: Jaime Sommers/Sarah Corvus, vague reference to Jaime's fiance. whose name I had to look up, he was so memorable, er, random guy/Jaime
genre: angst, AU, femslash, smut?, violence (ok, so the last two aren't genres?)
rating: ...soft R. non-explicit sex, violence, death and destruction.
length: 3000+
notes: I tried to get this done for International Day of Femslash and pretty much failed. I opened it at random tonight, and realized it was mostly finished, so did some polishing. title stolen from the Scissor Sisters' 'Intermission'

Not Everyone's Got Lambs (to Slaughter)
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
fandom: Torchwood
pairings: Suzie/Owen, Suzie/Tosh, ref: Lisa/Ianto, Ianto/Jack, Suzie/everyone (the file name of this fic is "suziedoesdallas" ftr)
set: pre-series, with spoilers for the first and eighth episodes.
rating: R, language, sex, violence, het, femslash, boyslash
length: 1500+
notes: I still don't know what I think about Suzie.

any other way
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
length: 3000 words
Rating: PG13/R, violence, language, death
Fandoms: Torchwood, Resident Evil, Marvel's Excalibur/Pete Wisdom stuff (in a tiny little cameo at the very end).
Pairings: Everyone/Everyone.
Set: I haven't actually seen any of season two Torchwood yet, but I know a specific spoiler, which is in here. As for RE, probably not long after the second movie.
Notes: Half of this was written at work quite a while before, mostly because Jill Valentine/Jack Harkness was a hot idea. They're not really the focus of this, though.

In the Cold Dim Light
by ALC Punk!
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