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Being sick sucks.

But. Mainlining half a season of B5 produces fun results. Palmetto and I attempt to write crack crossoverness (spoilers through season four of both BSG and B5)

eta: G'Kar and Marcus: the Buddy Cop movie? The only thing more awesome is Steven and Marcus: Fumbling Resistance Members.

Current Mood: sick

Bester = Leoben?

ALSO.

G'Kar > EVERYONE EVER.

eta: Oh, and Susan is a pilot, so I'm unsurprised at my love for her. Also. Delenn = AWESOME.

eta2: Mom would airlock Bester in five minutes, y/y?

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: B5 - Ship of Tears

Disclaimer: Not ours
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica and Farscape
Characters: Lee Adama, Stark, Cally Tyrol, Crichton, Aeryn Sun, random OC
Genre: gen, humor, crack!fic, crossover
Set: BSG after Rapture/Taking a Break, Farscape after Twice Shy.
Rating: PG, language
Notes: this started due to the following section of conversation (there was more to it, but no one needs to read me being capslockily sarcastic about BSG)

[01:46]

karma_aster: Also, I'm amusing myself by imagining Lee and Stark stuck in an elevator together.
[01:47]

lyssie: [after having relayed this aloud]

nique: "...omg. Poor Lee. That's just cruel and unusual punishment."
[01:47]

lyssie: She also suggests crazy D'Anna and Stark in an elevator.
[01:48]

karma_aster: Yes, but it's funny cruelty.
[01:48]

karma_aster: And isn't the amusement factor enough? Really?

Final note: I do actually love and adore Lee Adama, but. Really, can't you see this?

Frell The Torpedoes
by

karma_aster and

lyssie
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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Stabbing Westward - On Your Way Down

Final chapter of The Monster Fic That Ate Chicago has been posted.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2293577/1/

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Threads...

Ryuu and I have finished the edits on the Monster Fic That Ate Chicago. And, as such, we have begun posting it on ff'net, since I at least am lazy. She probably would actually html it and stick it up somewhere...

SG-1:
The Continuing Misadventures of SG-1 or 101 Things A Girl Can Do.
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu
Chapter One: In Which Drunkeness Leads To Duty
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2293577/1/

*smug* It's DONE.... omfg, I feel... strange. Like I'm sending my child off to school for the first time.

Current Mood: chipper

Disclaimer: Not ours. Set: Season 8. But assume Sam dumped Pete before Affinity. This is, I think, right after Sacrifices. No real spoilers, other than rankings.
Rating: R/NC17. Sex. A little violence.
Pairing: Sam/Jack.
Notes: Ryuu and I have decided that we are going to write Teal'c. All-Teal'c, all the time, next time. Really. We *like* Teal'c. We just liked the idea of Bra'tac SO much better.
This is a kind of sequel to 'The Great Divide', if say, TGD were set in season 8. It is, for the most part, fluff.
This was written over several days back and forth in aim. It could not have been written without her. It's also actually long.

Take Two
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu
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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Run Lola Run - Casino

Disclaimer: Not mine Rating: R/NC17
Set: Er. Season 8. No Pete to speak of. Early. (what regs?)
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Notes: This was originally a chatlog between Ryuu and I. Half the dialogue and description is hers. The rest was mine. I fiddled it into prose.

What's Your Sign?
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu
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Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Tricky - Overcome

Disclaimer: not mine. Set: early season 8. There is no Pete. Seriously, people, just assume she never dated him, or dumped him, or whatever. I don't have the energy to explain. Sheesh. It's just porn.
Rating: R/NC17. Sex.
Pairing: Sam/Jack (if there was doubt, it wasn't mine)
Notes: This is based off a conversation Ryuu and I had. Most of the dialogue belongs to both of us. Turning it into prose was my task.
Archive: SJFic, yes please.

Solution to Boredom 101: The Closet Trick
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu
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Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: u2-vertigo

Disclaimer: Not ours. Rating: PG13.
Set: Season 8.
Pairing: Sam/Jack (this one should be a no-brainer at this point, although I suppose I could try Jack/Daniel or something, just to freak people out)
Notes: It all began, when I said: "dude! Jack missed the boat of making Sam dress like an elf!" whilst reading a recent addition to ff'net.
Ok. As Ryuu and I are frequently certain Jack and Sam have copious amounts of sex, we are ignoring Pete (we think he died of boredom while stalking Sam Carterr -- with two r's, so he followed the wrong woman. Or something).
(also, you should all think Christi for remembering pointy-toed elf shoes with bells)
....*doodley-doot*

A Christmas Story
by ALC Punk! And Ryuu
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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Something for Kate - Best Weapon

Sorta.

Disclaimer: Not ours. Rating: R/NC17, whichever is your pleasure.
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Set: Season 8ish.
Ryuu: You realize Amanda Tapping is gonna be in Earthsea?
Lyssie: I think I'd heard that, yeah.
Lyssie: "Carter?" "Hrm?" "You know that week you took off to go to Vegas with Shanahan?" "...yeah?" "You were really filming that SciFi show." "...I was?" "Carter, I just saw the promo." "Oh. Erm. Maybe?"
Ryuu: She's playing this sorta Luthien Tinuviel character.
Lyssie: who gets sexed by Jack.
Lyssie: *pause* ok. so, I'm a liiiittle fixated.
Ryuu: ...not Beren One-Hand?
Lyssie: well, as long as Jack's playing him... (really fixated)
Ryuu: ...Jack's in love with a Tolkien elf?
Lyssie: I don't know?
Lyssie: ...although he DOES think Carter would look cute with elf ears.
Ryuu: (is an uber-geek)
Ryuu: (snickering)
Ryuu: He teased with it for weeks after they saw LotR.
Lyssie: yup.
Lyssie: In at least one universe, he got Cassie to make her wear elf ears to a halloween party.

...which led directly into the following fic:

One Man's Kink...
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu
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Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Cibo Matto - Sunday

Disclaimer: Not ours. Really.
Rating: PG13
Notes: Written one night on AIM, gone over and edited by both of us, and then finished. And posted after figuring out a title. A bit sappy, a bit silly, but, eh. We like it. ;)
Pairing: Sam/Jack (c'mon, it's us...)
Because of THIS conversation:
Ryuu: The fact that he actually knows what shade periwinkle is should probably disturb me more.
ALC: Nah. Jack knows it because he was trying to decide what color Carter's eyes were, one night when he and Daniel were drunk.
Ryuu: Can you write that fic?
ALC: erm. Maybe?
Ryuu: C'mon! It'd be great!

Periwinkle
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu
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Current Mood: dorky
Current Music: Silverbeam - Where The Streets Have No Name

Disclaimer: Not ours. Rating: R. Sex.
Set: Post-Fail Safe.
Notes: Came about from this conversation in AIM.
Analyssie: ....ohmigod. Fail Safe is SUCH an OT4 episode. All three of the boys are SO promising Sam oral sex if she gets them through this.
Karma Aster: Well, she's hot and she just saved all their asses.

Oral Agreement
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu
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Current Mood: smirky. *cough*
Current Music: Better Than Ezra - One More Murder

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2121866/1/

The first chapters of 'Attached', a massive Sam/Jack (with early Sam/Pete) fic. AKA the telepathically bonded cliche omg! (with attendant amusement). Co-written with Ryuu, who is EVIL.

*rests on laurels*

eta: ff'net seems to be not noticing the other chapters. There should be 6 all together.

And I still blame it all on Ryuu.

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Orgy - Platinum

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*coughs and sneezes*
*ponders&
Co-written Crossover fic: BSG/Farscape, Frell the Torpedoes, PG
All done. Done, done, done....
AHEM! Fic: Link.
Fic. SCAM: SG-1
porn. SG-1. Sam/Jack.
ETA: titles and notes added.
SCAM: SG-1. FLUFF.
Finger!porn...
SCAM: Stargate: SG-1
OT4!
Hrrrrrm.

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Entries tagged with co-writes

coughs and sneezes

*ponders&

Co-written Crossover fic: BSG/Farscape, Frell the Torpedoes, PG

All done. Done, done, done....

AHEM! Fic: Link.

Fic. SCAM: SG-1

porn. SG-1. Sam/Jack.

ETA: titles and notes added.

SCAM: SG-1. FLUFF.

Finger!porn...

SCAM: Stargate: SG-1

OT4!

Hrrrrrm.