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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2004-12-01 09:47 pm

OT4!

Disclaimer: Not ours. Rating: R. Sex.
Set: Post-Fail Safe.
Notes: Came about from this conversation in AIM.
Analyssie: ....ohmigod. Fail Safe is SUCH an OT4 episode. All three of the boys are SO promising Sam oral sex if she gets them through this.
Karma Aster: Well, she's hot and she just saved all their asses.

Oral Agreement
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu

"So, Sam," Daniel called as he wandered into her house. "I was thinking." Not that Daniel Jackson ever stopped thinking. But this was thinking of a different sort, that had to do with paying back a debt. Or a promise of a debt, rather. When they'd all been stuck on the cargo ship and the asteroid, the three men of SG-1 had... indicated their appreciation for the Major.

"Not now, Daniel." Her voice sounded a little strained.

Ah. So she was home. He headed for her bedroom. "About all that oral sex we promised you."

"Not NOW, Daniel." Really strained.

He looked into her room and blinked. "Oh. Well, I see Jack has that covered already." Really covered. Sam Carter was kneeling on her bed, Jack O'Neill's head between her legs.

Jack's voice was muffled. "Get lost, Spacemonkey."

Growling in protest at his distraction, Sam poked Jack. "I didn't say you could stop."

"Right." Jack returned to what he'd been doing.

Daniel turned. "So...I'll just go put a pot of coffee on..."

"Good -- oh, god -- plan." panted Sam, arching her back as Jack's talented tongue and lips played her nerves like a violin.

Daniel nodded and softly closed the door behind him, wondering if she had any clean mugs.

She did. It took little time to start the coffee, and he puttered around the kitchen, listening and (occasionally) raising an eyebrow at the sounds that escaped Sam's bedroom. A look into her refrigerator proved that they would probably have to call out for dinner. Pizza, or maybe take-out. Of course, after an afternoon of oral sex, Sam might want something with more protein. A nice juicy steak, for instance. Pity O'Malley's was still off-limits to them.

When the coffee was done, Daniel poured it into three mugs. "You like yours with two sugars right, Sam?" he called down the hall.

"I'm kind of --" her voice broke off as she came, one flailing hand grasping the headboard, the other fisted in Jack's hair.

Daniel nodded. "I'll just check back, then."

"You do that," Jack called, then her hand in his hair returned him to the task at -- tongue.

There was a knock at the door. Daniel went to answer it and found Teal'c standing outside, looking impassive.

"Jack got here first. Coffee?"

"Indeed."

"They should be finished up in a little bit," Daniel said, walking back towards the kitchen.

"Oh god! Jack-" Sam gasped loudly.

"Maybe more than a little bit."

"It would appear that O'Neill is in fine form this afternoon." The jaffa observed.

"Yeah." Daniel handed Teal'c a mug. "And then some."

Teal'c took a sip, then inclined his head towards the living room. "Shall we not partake of Star Wars while we wait?"

"To the living room!" Daniel saluted with his mug.

"It is possible we may even make our way through the entire trilogy."

Daniel listened for a moment. "At this rate, we could even tack on the director's cut of Dune."

With a slight nod, Teal'c moved to the couch. And awaited the inevitable.

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[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2004-12-01 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
(giggling)It's always fun to be part of smutty goodness.

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2004-12-01 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU CAN'T STOP THERE! :angsts:
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
We can't? But, but... thereisnomore...

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
But when Daniel and Teal'c go, "okay, Jack, your turn is over. No. It's OVER. Go...drink coffee or something..."...:whines:

[identity profile] redstarrobot.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's not really an OT4, if only the OTP gets to play. ;)

(T'ealc/Sam! I want T'ealc/Sam!) :)
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*eyes* You and your obsession with Teal'c....

[identity profile] redstarrobot.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Not enough people love Teal'c. Aliens are people, too!

[identity profile] redstarrobot.livejournal.com 2004-12-01 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I want the Teal'c part.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
*pats* And, y'know, if we actually had a Teal'c part....
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Yes.

[identity profile] tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com 2004-12-01 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies*

Dude, that's a scene from my LIFE you've written right there!

[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2004-12-01 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...you normally hang out in another room while Jack and Sam have noisy oral sex?

...cool!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Whoot!

Er... ;)

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
*ded*

[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
*snortgigglegwaff*

I can't stop giggling. That's in turns hilarious and hot. I'm a little in love with Daniel these days and it's weird. Huh.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Yay!

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[personal profile] woodface 2004-12-02 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Of course Jack beat them all. My shippy brain imagines that Jack will so do his best a pleasing Sam that she will be too tired for the other later =oP
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Daniel and Teal'c figure there won't be much left of Sam anyway. That's why they're going to a strip joint after Jack has worn her out. Y'know, because there MIGHT be something left for them to do, and it would be disrespectful to leave before she's kicked them out...

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[personal profile] woodface 2004-12-02 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's assuming Jack ever lets her leave the bed of course.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think leaving is an option. Once Jack O'Neill has spent hours making you scream until you're hoarse, there's really no energy left to do more than sleep cuddled up against him.
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[personal profile] woodface 2004-12-02 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
So Teal'c and Daniel will give up around midnight?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
mebbe. Must talk at Ryuu when I get home.

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[personal profile] woodface 2004-12-02 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, Daniel and Teal'c can do what they want as long as Jack keeps Sam busy!

[identity profile] katcorvi.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
::snorfle::

[identity profile] besyd.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
This. Is. Priceless!

"Jack got here first. Coffee?"

"Indeed."


If my dad weren't in the house, I would have shrieked right there.

Priceless, I tell you. Thank you!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you. ;)

And. HAH! Shrieking is good. ;)

[identity profile] wenshar.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you're feeling better today. :)

Thank you for this. I'm thinking Jack's truck left skid marks on the parking lot of the SGc while Daniel had to turn over twenty stacks of piled books to find his car keys and Teal'c's chauffeur had been called away for urgent duty. Smart man, Jack. *g*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda.

And. ohmigod! Now Ryuu and I have more plot! Thank you. ;)

*makes notes*
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[identity profile] surreallis.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, wonderful! I'm with the others though, it's not over yet!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
no, no, it's not. Ryuu and I are creating an entire mythos around this...

[identity profile] jemster.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam has a line! Sam has a line! Um, sorta like in Airplane where the dizzy blonde is talking to people and says, "You know, I've never done this before..." and has a line of men all the way to the back of the plane...

There was a knock at the door. Daniel went to answer it and found Teal'c standing outside, looking impassive.

And Teal'c has a different expession...when? ;-)

Daniel listened for a moment. "At this rate, we could even tack on the director's cut of Dune."

Nah, put on season 3 of the X-Files m'boy!

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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*snicker*

See, Teal'c started it.
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[personal profile] anr 2004-12-02 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Jack got here first. Coffee?"
"Indeed."


BWAHAHAHAHA! Loved it!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! ;)

Because eventually, there will be more...
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[personal profile] anr 2004-12-03 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ooooh... *waits*