Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Leoben/Kara/Sam, for the prompt: seeing the patterns
rating: R/NC17, it is mostly sex and sweat, and it's kinda grudgy sex with a slight bit of kink thrown in.
length: 1700
set: er, in the Demetrius arc. You know the bit Sam comes stomping in?
notes: for the bsg_pornbattle, as always, I fail at comment-sized fic.

still haven't found what I'm looking for
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine
Pairing: Kara/Sam
Set: Six of One
Length: 1000
Rating: PG, harsh language, violence
Notes: I... this was actually from notes that I wrote a bit after Crossroads, and it was just a fragment that went nowhere until I got some added inspiration. Writing Kara and Sam during this section of their history isn't exactly fun. Mostly. title from Sia's 'Brand New Day'

It Costs Nothing But Change
by ALC Punk!
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not mine, obvsly. set during Sine Qua Non, 400 words.
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Disclaimer: not mine
Pairing/Characters: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Rating: R? Mild sexual content, vague violence. Contains sappy domesticity, as well.
Set: New Caprica arc
Notes: *hands* This is what happens when logic-impaired idiots go on about Sam being a home-wrecker.

The Home-wrecker (in 12 Steps)
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine. Written for the 12colonies challenge. 300 words.
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disclaimer: not mine
fandoms: BSG, Ghostbusters
rating: G/PG
length: 800 words?
genre: humor, crossover
characters: Gaius Baltar, Raymond Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, head!Six
spoilers: er... Daybreak? I suppose?
notes: written for the twelvecolonies crossover challenge. Slightly too long for a comment.

Who You Gonna Call?
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: PG13, language, suggestive language, sex references, kissing, groping
length: 1600
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
genre: AU
notes: this is the same AU as 'Momma Was an Opium Smoker', but earlier in the timeline. It was originally supposed to be porn but then my brain decided it was too similar to Lizardbeth's pirate fic and changed it (don't ask how pirates = cops, I don't know, either) This is also for the increasingly inaptly-named 12 Days challenge at pyramidofdreams (day six was AUs)

Cogitation Improved by Contact
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Title: Wheel Turns
Author: ALC Punk!
Artist: ivanolix
Type: gen, friendship, mythology is buggered, vaguely shippy, action/adventure, you did WHAT to that plotline?, character death, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, telepathy is weird, nanites are your bffs.
Word Count: Just over 50,000
Rating: PG13/R
Characters/Pairings: *deep breath* (holy frak) Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Ellen Tigh(/Saul Tigh), Boomer, Athena/Helo, Susan Ivanova, Delenn, Londo Mollari, G'Kar, Lyta Alexander, Felix Gaeta/Louis Hoshi, D'Anna Biers, various Cylons, Leoben Conoy, Tory Foster, Caprica, Lee Adama and Tom Zarek that one time, Cavil, Fours, Fives, Ones, Mr. Morden, Kosh, Giana O'Neill... I think that's almost everyone? Some random OCs, too. And for a shippy Kara/Sam shipper, it's not very shippy. Well, mostly.
Warnings violence, telepathy, adult situations, strong language, character death
Summary: Ellen Tigh once answered the question What do you want? the repercussions are still being felt, the colonial fleet is about to discover they're not alone in the universe, and Babylon Five is going to have to pick up the pieces.

Takes place: Post-season three of B5, and nearly-the-end-of-Revelations for BSG

Notes: I don't even know if I like this sucker anymore, but it is DONE, and thank all that is holy for that. I would like to thank bluediamond421 for tirelessly poking and asking "where are you now", and Jes, the B-52s, Janelle Monae and Lady Gaga for editing support.

Also, eee, I have art. <3 It is behind the cut.

Link to fic master post:
Link to art master post: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z253/MerryKK/BSG/wheelturnsbanner.jpg


BSG Big Bang: Wheel Turns
"No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We only know that it is always born in pain." - G'Kar, Z'Ha'Dum

PROLOGUE
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disclaimer: not mine.
fandoms: Rumpole of the Bailey and Battlestar Galactica 2003
character: Horace Rumpole, barrister at law
rating: PG
length: 1000ish
notes: no one ELSE is going to write this for me. Told in the first person, please note there are quite probably mistakes as I've read less of the Rumpole books than seen episodes.

Rumpole and the End of the World
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: R, for disturbing imagery, adult language, referenced torture (canon did it first)
set: season 2.5
character: Gina, pairings referenced: Gina/Gaius
notes: I don't even know what this is. Title is from Yoko Kanno's 'Monochrome'. The style was inspired by rose_griffes's recent Martha fic.

Why Colors Disappear
by ALC Punk!
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