Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: eh... 13ish. Swearing vague innuendo, vague violence. One slightly creepy bit. Or two.
Fandoms: SG: Atlantis/Doctor Who
Notes: This wasn't supposed to be a crossover, and you don't actually have to know a damned thing about Doctor Who to get the general gist of things. If you do, um, I didn't mean to name her that. But she's not the new one.
Warnings: This contains references to heterosexual relations between Dr. Elizabeth Weir and Colonel John Sheppard. Please refrain from reading if this squicks you. This also contains a Mary Sue. Please feel free to mock her.
Genre: Crossover, gen
Spoilers: through the one with Lucius for Lantis; all of season two for DW.
This one's for ma qwirky for giving me a mental orgy.

The One With no Tea
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: er... 13+ish, but mentions of sex.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders (really, at this point, does anything think I write anything else?)
Set: LYDB2.
Spoilers: er... LYDB2?
Genre: ...angst?
Notes: er, 1,200 words. (further, at end). Title from the Curve song of the same name (THANK YOU, Gordon. I was stuck, and this was on my playlist because of you).

Pink Girl With the Blues
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Genre: Pirate AU, smut
Rating: 18+
Notes: Ahahah. Yeah, so, the pirate AU is, like, dead easy to write for. I think it's the leather.

Some Things, You Just Don't Need...
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: eh... 13+ish. Mention of sex, swearing.
Fandoms: Red Dwarf/Farscape - Spoilers: RD - most of season nine, I expect. FS - none, that I can tell.
Pairing: Chris Kochanski/Chiana
Notes: Came out of a random conversation on FW wherein someone noted that Kochanski femslash would be lovely but very hard to do. This is quite true. Any inconsistencies are my own.
Words: 1,400+

Brief Encounter
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: Eh. Pretty low. Kiddie.
Pairing: Jake/Water bowl.
Fandoms: Doctor Who and Battlestar Galactica.
Spoilers: Doctor Who through oldskool through newskool until a bit past season two's midpoint. BSG through Exodus.
Words: 3,000
Notes: This one is for sabaceanbabe who wanted Jake the dog fic. It's three times as long as it would have been because I'd already written Four's segment and then Ten's hit, and I needed desperately to keep Two about, and... Yes.

Temporal Mechanics and Jake
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: er, 18+. Sex.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Spoilers: LYDB1/2.
Set: LYDB2.
Notes: This is birthday fic for rhi_silverflame who requested schmoop. Er. There is that. And porn, despite my porn exhaustion. It's also un-checked over, because I need to go to bed (sorry) All mistakes are mine. Yup.

Breakfast... in Bed
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: Mature Audiences. Violence, Innuendo, Gross Stuff.
Set: This should be before the "To Be Continued" portion of 'Torn'. But certainly after the bulk of the episode.
Spoilers: As such, this contains spoilers up through 'Torn'.
Pairings: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Cally/Chief, Roslin/Adama (hints), Dualla/Lee Adama (er, I think there are hints?)
Genre: ...angst, drama, action/adventure, humor, episode insert....
Notes: This started as crack!fic and morphed into, well, something a little different. Mostly because I was joking and mocking my own tendencies with rhi_silverflame. Grateful thanks are to be passed onto rhi_silverflame, especially (she is totally to blame for a lot of this), and karma_aster and familyarchives for answering a Very Important Question. Title from the Boom Boom Satellites' song of the same name.
Words: 13,386
Summary: There's a lot of anger and sadness going around, and Chief Tyrol has had enough.

On the Painted Desert
by ALC Punk!
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IT IS STILL

HERE. DAMNIT.

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 13ish. innuendo?
Spoilers: season ten, at some point.
Pairings: everyone/everyone
Notes: This is for woodface. Belated happy birthday. (alos, I love Vala. Lots)
Length: 900+ (I've given up on hitting 1,000, my feet ARE COLD)

Observing the Wildlife
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+ sex, sex, naked people, het, and more sex.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Spoilers: Through Collaborators.
Notes: I tried to make this fluffy. It did not work (I blame Stabbing Westward, Hole, Nickelback, Depeche Mode, Ace of Base, Erasure, Killing Joke and, MOST OF ALL, Bush. God-damn Science of Things and its ANGSTY MUSIC like '40 Miles From the Sun'). Further commentary at the end.
Length: 1,500+

Undone Without Pride
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: er... kiddie.
Pairing: Kara/Samuel (I finally figured out how to differentiate between Sams. Now, to just remember.)
Notes: This one's for greycoupon who wanted fluffy kidlet-fic. This is nominally in the same universe as Marmalade Fluff
Warning: Fluff.
Genre: AU.
Spoilers: Season three.

Warning: Fluff.

Sort-of Everything...
by ALC Punk!
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