fic: newBSG, Kara/Anders, Missives

[lyssie]

rhi_silverflame may recall me mentioning this...

Disclaimer: not mine. rating: er... mention of porn and sex.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Set: LYDB2, at some point.
Notes: yeah, um, this is really silly, and is just a collection of random notes.
Words: 905, apparently. (eee)

Missives
by ALC Punk!

Dear Sam,

Stop looking so hot.

Mockingly,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Bite me.

Your loving husband,
Sam

Dear Sam,

I did. Last night. Want me to do it again?

Still mocking,
Kara

Dear Kara,

You have to ask? Have you not had your morning coffee?

Used to the mockery,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Sometimes, you're kinda picky. And I've had my morning coffee, thank you, Mr. I Love Mornings.

Mockery is how I survive,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Only when you're so tired you're falling asleep when I kiss you.

And, hey, mornings are nice.

Do you have any other schtick,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Of course I have other schtick. Want me to try punching you?

If I'm falling asleep when you kiss me, maybe you're doing something wrong?

Possibly bored,
Kara

Dear Kara,

I'll remember that. You sure you have a double-shift today?

Doesn't need to be punched,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Yep. This is why you shouldn't marry the CAG, honey.

Don't make me come over there,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Oooh, I'm scared.

Love you,
Sam

Dear Sam,

You're askin' for it.

Kara

Dear Kara,

I am? Gonna come over here and make somethin' of it?

Hopeful,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Flying. F. L. Y. I. N. G. in five minutes. You're left with your right hand for company.

Being a CAG sucks,
Kara

Dear Kara,

I'm hurt. You're more fun.

Sam

Dear Sam,

You better believe it, baby.

Pre-checks complete,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Come back to me.

Your worried husband,
Sam

Dear Sam,

The day the cylons shoot Starbuck outta the sky is the day the war is over.

Better be ready for my return,
Kara

Dear Kara,

I might be in a meeting.

Sam

Dear Sam,

Tell them you've given up meetings for the Gods.

Kara.

Dear Kara,

Adama won't accept that. I've tried already.

Sam

Dear Sam,

Wuss. Adama is a pushover. Just tell him you need to frak your wife.

I just shot some cylons,
Kara

Dear Kara,

He'd mock me.

Sam

Dear Sam,

Double-wuss.

Kara

Dear Kara,

Obviously, someone needs to clean your mouth out with soap. Is that really the best you can come up with?

Mockingly,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Feelin' your rations, are you?

'Course it's not the best I can come up with. I don't think you rate the best.

Your affectionate wife,
Kara

Dear Kara,

C'mere and find out.

Sam

Dear Sam,

I thought you were stuck in meetings all day, oh wise and popular resistance leader?

Kara

Dear Kara,

I told them I had to check in with the chief of the deck first.

Tool room open?

Possibly very awake,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Cally says yes.

Covered in grease and sweat,
Kara

Dear Kara,

My favorite.

Sam

Dear Sam,

Shut up and kiss me.

Kara

-

Dear Kara,

You know, the fact that Adama doesn't scare you worries me.

Very well-rested now,
Sam

Dear Sam,

When you've heard a man talk drunkenly about his 1,000th landing, it's hard to be scared of him.

I should hope so,
Kara

Dear Beloved Wife,

What do I have to do to hear that story?

Your loving husband,
Sam

Dear Idiot,

Wild horses, Sam.

Not falling for a damned thing,
Kara

Dear Kara,

You like horses?

Sam

Dear Sam,

No.

Kara

Dear Kara,

The cause of my idiocy is obviously your doing.

Giving up,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Awww, it was just getting fun.

Crap, Chief wants to talk viper repair,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Many things are fun with you. Especially that tongue thing.

Amused,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Stop that. Besides, the tongue thing is overshadowed by tables.

One-upping,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Nah. The viper, now. That was definitely fun.

In remembrance,
Sam

Dear Sam,

It was cold. How about the bathroom floor?

Or maybe that wall on Caprica... You know, the one in the principal's office.

Kink is all in the mind,
Kara

Dear Kara,

You wanna talk cold, that bathroom floor was killer.

I liked the file cabinet, though. And you made that sound.

Only if it's your mind,
Sam

Dear Sam,

I made no sounds. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Silent as the wind,
Kara

Dear Kara,

That's not what Kat said. Or Hot Dog.

Possibly risking his life,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Kat is an idiot who talks out her ass. And Hot Dog squeals louder than Apollo getting his towel stolen.

Under a viper,
Kara

Dear Kara,

And here I thought your relationship with your plane was platonic.

Off to a meeting,
Sam

Dear Sam,

It is, unless you want to come prove otherwise.

Still under the viper,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Your dad will kill me if I skip out of this meeting.

Have my notes,
Sam

Dear Sam,

The Old Man is not my father. Stop that.

Irritated,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Doesn't matter. He took me aside and told me you were family, and if I made you unhappy, there was a LOT of open space to dump the body in.

Not irritated,
Sam

Dear Sam,

Oh, he did not.

You're full of crap,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Did so.

Sam

Dear Sam,

You get back to our rack, and I'm kicking your ass.

In the shower,
Kara

Dear hot wet Kara,

If you kick my ass, who's going to grope yours?

Done with meeting,
Sam

Dear sex-obsessed husband,

Where the frak are you?

Bored,
Kara

Dear Kara,

Right here. And you're still naked.

I win,
Sam

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