Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: PG. Set: Pre-Reckoning. Spoilers: Er. Gemini, New Order.
Notes: Totally RowanD's fault. (incidentally, the title is from Garbage's 'The Trick is to Keep Breathing', the next line is 'everything's about to fall apart'.
Warnings: Character death, inappropriate humor, emus.
Pairings: Er... Sam/Pete, vague Sam/Jack
I make no claims to liking or disliking Pete.

How to Make a Start
by ALC Punk!
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This one almost qualifies as porn by numbers. (hey Meyer, it's not quite what you wanted, but I tried. I just... have difficulty with tears)
Don't own 'em. really.
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Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: R/PG13.
Set: post-Threads, spoils a little bit of Atlantis's "Letters From Pegasus"
Notes: Liz wanted me to write a scene with Sam watching the McKay video. I... elaborated, slightly.

Burning... Ears?
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R/NC17. Sex. Character Death. Sam/Jack.
Set: Season 7. I suppose.
Notes: This one was a nos' request. Title swiped from Garbage's "Medication"

Cut to the Bone
by ALC Punk!
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Kinda Subreality, but they don't get Plot Weasel status. Lestat and Stryfe, however, are still drinking with each other...

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My toes are cold. And there is scary cartoon on TV. And we watched NCIS, and there was Ari. And... he's really fucking irritating and can he just never reappear again? kthnxbai.

Will ramble about Battlestar Galactica later.

And Ryuu wrote ficlet: http://www.livejournal.com/users/karma_aster/86083.html

And I wrote a ficlet: Sam/Jack
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Set: pre-series.
Notes: Just a little thing inspired by a comment made to ljs_lj. Ryuu gave me the name for Sam's mother.

Future In My Eyes
by ALC Punk!
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Karma Aster: And preggers...er, we're not talking the Spawn of Pete here, are we?
Analyssie: no. ew.
Analyssie: Jack's HeroSperm.
Karma Aster: Sweet.
Karma Aster: Do they get little microscopic capes?
Analyssie: *dies*
Analyssie: And masks, and little fencing foils!
Karma Aster: And little tiny wide-brimmed hats with feathers in them!
Karma Aster: It's very single-cell Scarlet Pimpernal!
Analyssie: *nods*
Analyssie: Complete with the foppish accent, and lace when off-duty.
Karma Aster: Oh, of course.
Karma Aster: Okay, damn, that is the single weirdest visual I have ever had.
Analyssie: *cackles*
Karma Aster: Sheesh...so do Pete's have this whole Count Rugen thing going on?
Karma Aster: I mean, complete with six fingers on the right hand?
Karma Aster: And the gleeful sadism?
Analyssie: yes!
Karma Aster: Or would that be Ba'al's?
Analyssie: Luckily, Sam's, er, birth control is made of naquadah-laced trinium.
Karma Aster: (dies)
Analyssie: (Jack's sweet-talk it)

- *smirk*

Fic (that has nothing to do with the log)

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R/nc17. Sex. Corny.
notes: sleepy now. But. Porn! Pairing: Sam/Jack. Slightly ooc. Mention of Pete. Season 8. Going to bed now. This would, btw, be NOS' fault for suggesting that Sam and Jack would EVER, uh... anyway.

Virtual Fantasy vs. Reality
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Totally. Rating: R.
Set: Season 8, pre-Gemini.
Pairing: erm... Sam/Jack
Notes: Full explanation at the bottom. Although, this entire thing can be blamed on Jara, Liz, and Ryuu.

The Light and the Glory: The Life of Aurelia Maria Susanna Calarionsis
by ALC Punk!
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