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Pete, dead, using the stuff in Val's pocket (Canadian penny, lint, chapstick). (inmyhead this is Gibbs and Ducky, but it really isn't)
"Cause of death?"
"A round piece of copper and nickel, roughly half an inch in diameter."
"You're joking."
"No."
"Are you saying this man was killed with a penny?"
"It's a *Canadian* penny. And he choked on it."
"Ah. Canadian. That makes all the difference, really. And the lint collected at his knuckles?"
"He appears to have been slightly obsessive-compulsive. The laundry had just been done."
"Weird."
"Chapstick had been smeared on the floor, causing his fall. We think he stepped on it, swallowed the penny wrong."
"Ok. Pete Shanahan, accidental death. I'll get the paperwork through."
"You do that."
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"Cause of death?"
"A round piece of copper and nickel, roughly half an inch in diameter."
"You're joking."
"No."
"Are you saying this man was killed with a penny?"
"It's a *Canadian* penny. And he choked on it."
"Ah. Canadian. That makes all the difference, really. And the lint collected at his knuckles?"
"He appears to have been slightly obsessive-compulsive. The laundry had just been done."
"Weird."
"Chapstick had been smeared on the floor, causing his fall. We think he stepped on it, swallowed the penny wrong."
"Ok. Pete Shanahan, accidental death. I'll get the paperwork through."
"You do that."
-=----
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*smooooooooooooooooch*
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Thank you.
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(looks shifty)...But was it really an "accidental" death?
(omninous music starts up!)
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*hides the capstick in the living room under the sofa*
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And we all know Jack's entirely too noble and far too much of a good guy to do that, right?
...right?
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*will totally lie for Jack omfg!*
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*cheers*
Not so sure about the accidental part...but I'll give anyone an alibi if they need it...
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