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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-01-09 08:20 pm

Random SG-1 spam. Sam/Jack fluff

From an on-going, unfinished fic:

Cut for sappiness.



"Casey Jones is comin' round the track --"

Sam Carter stared at the man who was the father of her child. "What *are* you doing?"

"Singing."

"To my stomach."

"Well, yeah." He looked smug.

She closed her eyes. "Jack?"

"Yes, Carter?"

"Stop singing at my stomach."

He let out a sigh. "Why?"

"Because it's irritating."

His eyebrows went up. "You sayin' I can't sing, Carter?"

"Yes. And neither can I, so don't get your hopes up."

"Huh. Bet Daniel can sing."

"Jack." Her eyes narrowed, "You are not having Daniel sing at my stomach."

"Aw, why not? It would be enlightening."

"No."

He pouted.

"It would be creepy."

Jack gave her the I Want Sex and/or Cookies and/or Beer Look.

"No."

He sighed, extravegantly. "All right." He leaned closer, "Wanna have sex?"

"Yes."

=-=-=

See? Sappy.

[identity profile] rosewildeirish.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
But...I wanna see him convince her! And I want the fic where Daniel sings to her tummy!

*giggles*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
*snicker* Maybe.
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[personal profile] woodface 2005-01-10 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* They're too cute. She didn't even have to think about the answer to the last question there *g*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. She might be pregnant, that doesn't mean she isn't horny...
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[personal profile] woodface 2005-01-10 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Think she'd get even hornier?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. I've never been pregnant, but I've heard it can add.... hormones and stuff.

[identity profile] fallenbelle.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, she sooooo would. Jack would love it at first, but after a month of non-stop sex, he would be begging for mercy. And Sam would just laugh at him as she rips his clothes off. :p
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Which is almost as disturbing as Sam as a fembot giving Jack sex (and my grammar is dying, it's late).
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[personal profile] woodface 2005-01-10 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmmmmm, pregnant!sex.

[identity profile] katcorvi.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Jack gave her the I Want Sex and/or Cookies and/or Beer Look.

::snort!:: That line is priceless.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
*g* Yes, that line was allllll Jack.

Thanks. :]

[identity profile] ship-recs.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
haha, love the last bit.

"Wanna have sex?"

"Yes."
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
That bit was an add-on, once I'd finished typing in the sheet of paper... Glad it works. ;)

[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeeeee! Preggers!Sam! Cuddly!Jack! So CUTE!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
yessss! And they are.. sigh.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/ 2005-01-10 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Wanna have sex?"

"Yes."


Love it. They're so fluffy its unbelievable.

But now I want the sex fic.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
The sex will have to wait. .

And they are fluffy. Sigh. ;)

Thanks. :)

[identity profile] fallenbelle.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sigh. It's so adorable, I think this is how they would show their love for one another too!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
*eg* Yes. And the sex. And the being all mushy. Sort of. Until Jack decided he wanted a beer instead.

"...you want a beer?"
"Yeah. I'm kinda thirsty."
"...Jack."
"Carter."
"Jack."
"Daniel's trained you well."
"You suck."
"Yes. Yes I do."
"..damn. Get me some water?"
"Sure."

... er. Anyway...

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*squee* Lyssie!sap! YAY!

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-01-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
:D

*pokes* Porn?