Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

So, when I'm at work and thoroughly busy and feeling stressed, I sometimes think up silly things to amuse myself.

Today, while listening to one of the Five audios (Tegan says, "You always know what's going on, but you never tell us!" and I said, "Yes, but Seven is a lot worse, so count your blessings."), I made the mental joke to myself that Seven is basically crafty and beguiling and always always wants you to underestimate him--and will let you whump him, even.

(I mean that, "Look at me, I'm confident..." line from Eleven is sort of Sevenish, but not really, because Seven wouldn't ever say it--well, not in so many words)

And then my brain went, "Yes, Seven is the Black Widow of the regenerations."

Which then led to:

One is Maria Hill. Like Six, he's autocratic and commanding. But also sometimes cranky, and very much given to puncturing the biggest of egos.

Two is Jane. Scattered and brilliant, clings to burly highland types.

Three is Tony Stark. Playboy inventor.

Four is Darcy. Always ready with a quip, perfectly willing to taser someone, and, well, a comfort dresser.

Five is Thor. He's a bit innocent and blustery and terribly adorable at times.

Six is Nick Fury. He's autocratic and commanding and arrogant, and terribly good at what he does.

Seven is Black Widow. Because all of the above, and because he's always counting on you to underestimate him AND he's always brilliant at distraction and blending in. Well, mostly.

Eight is Steve Rogers. A man lost in time, or sometimes has lost his memories and friends, loyal and gentle. Basically, a bit boy scout with some puppy-dog tendencies.

Nine is Clint. His past sometimes haunts him, but he's a sure-shot and likes his leather.

Ten is Bruce. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Eleven is Pepper. Confident and brilliant, and you always find yourself doing what he wants.

There. *dusts hands*

I've been wanting to do this since Torchwood first appeared in newskool Doctor Who. Actually, it was round about the time Yvonne walked onscreen and I snickered and said, "HI, SCICLUNA." As, well, Torchwood was very very very familiar.

This post shall contain spoilers for Army of Ghosts/Doomsday, and possibly bits of Torchwood itself. It is also spoilery for most of Ellis's run on Excalibur. And also most certainly biased.
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Episode one: Promising start.
Episode two: Now, that, is how you shoot bathroom porn.
( I'm sure there are people who haven't seen it yet )

Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: Kiddie.
Pairing: Kara/Jool
Set: prior to New Excalibur #1. Post-Thanos and pre-Anihilation stuff.
Notes: I was bored at work and made a fortune teller with characters I could write and prompts. This is the result of the first.
Prompt: Dazzler, Thanos, chicken
Length: 700+

Chicken Marsala for Tea
by ALC Punk!
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Was rambling at Timey about SGwun being sekritly written by MArvel (the whole Rachel and CXable thinger).

And came up with Battlestar Galactica, Marvel-style. This will probably only amuse people on the Marvel side. *handwave*

Roslin is Mother Askani.
The Priestess is Blaquesmith. (or Billy is, but Billy wouldn't sleep with a cheap Russian hooker)
Six is Sanctity.
Baltar is Stryfe.
Adama is Corsair. (shut up. He SO IS A SPACE PIRATE, A.j.!)
Now, oddly, we genderswap again.
Starbuck is Cable.
Apollo (dunh dunh dunh) is Aliya.
Boomer is Tetherblood.

...heheheh.

Hrm.