hrm

There need to be more Stargate videos that, y'know, actually have the women of Stargate in them. Or am I going to get the fucking tired and repetitive, "But the women are boring!" statements I normally hear?

Because anytime someone says, "omg! This is a great Team! vid!" it usually ends up being... all about the men.

Hrm. Wonder why that is.

SCAM: SG-1, The Brightness In Her Smile

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: Angsty, nothing graphic.
Spoilers: Entity. Post-episode.
Pairing: ...er, if you look REALLY HARD there might be Sam/Jack. Mostly gen.
Archiving: Please ask (since this has become such an issue)
Notes: Erm. Ok. Someone was talking about post-Entity fluff, and, I was trying to write fluff, and it really wasn't fluff, it was this. I fully blame Claira for writing post-Entity not-fluff. And, dude, now I'm wondering, how DO you end up with post-Entity fluff?
Title: stolen from Greenwheel's "I Don't Believe"

The Brightness in Her Smile
by ALC Punk!
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SCAM: SG-1, Smooth to Rough, Once Again

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: Er, not really for the kiddies, but nothing really.
Sillyfic. Het.
Set: post-Redemption, with a bit of Broca Divide.
archive: ask
Pairing: Rodney/Sam (happy, Tafkar?)
Notes: sigh. No, I'm not giving up my shipper cred. I'm HOPING there aren't typoes. The antibiotic just kicked in, however (just in time for me to type these notes. *makes a face*), so I can't bloody tell (although spellcheck caught one).

Smooth to Rough, Once Again
by ALC Punk!
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when I say no, that's what I mean...

So, one of the joys of Saturday morning is getting up way too fucking early, and driving Timey to work.

Today, we ended up going down Farwell.

Which is a one-way street. And has a National Health Clinic Services place.

Which gave us ample opportunity for mockery, as there was a heavily bundled group of anti-abortion protestors, standing there. "Abortion kills!" shout their signs.

Now, of course, Timey and I are apparently at our snarkiest at 8amish. And our response was to spend the rest of the drive pondering ways to mock them. I think the best was Timey's suggestion: get their earlier than them, and protest something completely pointless (the war in Vietnam was her favorite) and then, when they show up, tell 'em to go away, since that was our space.

In other news, Qwirky's minions were out in force, on the drive home. I suspect they're telepathically telling me to write Sparky pr0n.

SCAM: Babylon 5, Replacements, vague sex

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: er... not for the kiddies.
Set: anytime past the first episode with Bester.
Pairing: Susan/Talia
Archive: Please ask.
Notes: I actually began this directly after that episode (I don't remember what it was called), and have now seen up through Divide Loyalties. The frustrating thing is that I don't remember where I was going with this. But I do know that it was going to be short anyway.
I may rip it to shreds at some point and write it again. Right now, I'm irritated with it.
Hah. And Word Perfect doesn't like the word 'telepath'....

Replacements
by ALC Punk!
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you wear guilt like shackles on your feet

So, there was this Doctor Who/SG-1 crossover plotbunny offered on a list. And the stipulation was that it could "be slash or gen... whatever you want". Now, if I were handing out a plotbunny, my stipulation would have been "here. Make it anything you want." But, obviously, hetship isn't good enough for people. It must be slash or gen, or they just don't wanna hear about it.

This does, however, make me want to write a horribly hetshippy DW/SG-1 crossover.

Dr. Grace Holloway becomes the new specialist surgeon assigned to the SGC.... After all, she'd be perfect. She's already encountered the strange and paranormal.

(btw, there's a fairly decent one up on ff'net that's FourthDoc, and borrows Pyramids of Mars lexiconography...)

Fic Challenge (and fic)

So. Someone who shall remain nameless on my friends list was lamenting the lack of Galactica fic today. (and a few others want Sparky porn, but the Minion Stare is avoidable, for the moment) In chatting about this lack, I came up with the following challenge. Just to see if we can get some Galactica fic on our friendslists.

Please feel free to pass the challenge along.

Here's the challenge, people. Load up your favorite writing playlist, or simply everything you've got on your computer. Hit random seven times.

Note the artist and title of the song.

Start writing.

Stop when you feel like it (I expect AT LEAST 100 words, however).

Don't worry if the result has nothing to do with the song. If you want to include lyrics, do so. But, er... Songfic? Not always fun.

When finished, spell-check, etc, label, post.


Mine: Contains only vague spoilers, and future conjecture that really isn't much of a spoiler... I think.
Rating: eh... kid-safe, one bad word. (close your eyes)
Pretty much gen. Silly.
Song: Hole 'Heaven Tonight'

Unexpected Collision
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sigh. more BSG fic. *EYES CLAIRA*

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: non-consensual activities. Sex. Men being men. Not for the kiddies.
Setting: KLG1, spoils the beginning.
Pairing: Gaeta/Baltar/Six
This doesn't have to be read before mine, especially as mine isn't set after it. But it IS the inspiration for this one. http://www.livejournal.com/users/stars_like_dust/144493.html
Songs ('cause I can):
Breaking Benjamin - So Cold
Gravity Kills - Take It All Away
Notes: This isn't fluff. This is REALLY NOT FLUFF. It's also slightly OOC (ok, a lot. Bite me) for Gaeta. If this doesn't make you slightly uncomfortable, I have not done my job.
Archiving: Please ask.

Little Flower
by ALC Punk!
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quiz. omg. I'm such a sheep. BAAAAAAaaaaa.

I changed only one thing on here (dude, I am NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH FRELLING CHAKA)

My Stargate Romance
Name
Weapon of Choice
You will be wooed by	Sam Carter
You will be married by	General Hammond
Got drunk at the reception	Janet Fraser
You will honeymoon at	Abydos
You will have wild fling with	Starbuck
Chance you'll get caught - 4%
This cool quiz by AmyMcCabe - Taken 36 Times.

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