lyssie: (Jonas - You're really not that bright)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-04-09 08:34 am
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when I say no, that's what I mean...

So, one of the joys of Saturday morning is getting up way too fucking early, and driving Timey to work.

Today, we ended up going down Farwell.

Which is a one-way street. And has a National Health Clinic Services place.

Which gave us ample opportunity for mockery, as there was a heavily bundled group of anti-abortion protestors, standing there. "Abortion kills!" shout their signs.

Now, of course, Timey and I are apparently at our snarkiest at 8amish. And our response was to spend the rest of the drive pondering ways to mock them. I think the best was Timey's suggestion: get their earlier than them, and protest something completely pointless (the war in Vietnam was her favorite) and then, when they show up, tell 'em to go away, since that was our space.

In other news, Qwirky's minions were out in force, on the drive home. I suspect they're telepathically telling me to write Sparky pr0n.
morwen_peredhil: (jonas mckay geeks)

[personal profile] morwen_peredhil 2005-04-09 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
For many years, I went to Planned Parenthood for my annual gyn exams. One time there were protesters outside the clinic. It wasn't even a day that PP performed abortions, but they were there anyway. As I was leaving, one of them started blathering to me about Jesus. I snapped, "Jesus loves Pap smears!" It left her speechless, and I still fondly remember the look on her face. Heh.

[identity profile] fallenbelle.livejournal.com 2005-04-09 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Jesus loves Pap smears!"


That was lovely. Mad props to you for saying that.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-09 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! *eg* I'll have to remember that...
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[personal profile] anr 2005-04-09 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect they're telepathically telling me to write Sparky pr0n.

They are. I'm sure of it. *adds own telepathic thoughts*

[identity profile] qwirky.livejournal.com 2005-04-09 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*agrees*

My minions are nothing if not telepathically effective.

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Yes. *wants to see her minions!* *bets they're so cute* <3 *sad that there are few squirrels out here*
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[personal profile] anr 2005-04-10 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Anything that encourages Sparky pr0n must be cute. Oh yes.
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[personal profile] morwen_peredhil 2005-04-09 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*adds mine as well* Because you can never have too much.

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-04-11 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that is such a great idea. May I steal it for future reference?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-11 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup! And don't forget to include statistics about how pregnant unwed mothers affect the popular vote. And how they're the untapped majority, blah, lbah, etc. ;)

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-04-12 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*makes note* Got it!

Maybe protesting the Civil War would be funnier. Especially if the protest was in this country.