Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

I... managed to actually write some things (some of them unexpected things?)

Basically, I spent a week and two days utterly blocked and then had a deluge of porn last night.

Primeval: New World, Angelika/Dylan: Invincible

Stargate: SG-1, Sam/Jack: movement of the stars

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sam Anders: Cold Nose Solution

Stargate: Atlantis, Jennifer Keller/Ronon Dex: Game of Two (I'm a little less happy with this one, I really should have gone back over it, but it was after midnight and I had to be up this morning)

(amusingly, and I know it's totally not the case, I sort of feel like the Sam/Jack fic triggered a ton of Jack/Daniel fic in retaliation)

I wanted to get some Lizzeh/Shep in, but didn't manage it.

Disclaimer: Not mine
Fandom: This is a BSG/Aliens fusion/Alternate Universe. It doesn't follow the plot of either universe particularly well, though the latter has more say in the formation and proceedings. The aliens, otoh, look more like the Brood from Marvel's X-Men.
Pairings: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, implied Sharon Valerii/Karl Agathon
Characters: Kara Thrace, Sam Anders, Sharon Valerii, Karl Agathon, Maggie Edmonson, a few others who don't really have large parts.
Rating: R, violence, language, adult situations, death, destruction, etc.
Genre: Action/Adventure, Explosions Are Cool
Length: 18,000 words
Notes: I started this as a ficlet for the bsg_epics ship war. And at about 3,000 words, I was cranky, but amused that at least I was writing something kinda long. I stopped thinking it would end around 10,000 words. *shrugs* This is not particularly romantic, either.

Summary: Kara Thrace's crew crash-land on a bug-infested asteroid and all hell breaks loose.

Xenophobic Agenda
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: so not mine
Rating: PG, swearing, violence and references to suicide and the forced impregnation of women.
Length: 2400+
Pairing: Kara/Sam, slight reference to Sharon/Helo.
Set: during Resistance/The Farm and Lay Down Your Burdens
Genre: romance? angst?
Notes: This fic was started a really long time ago, and initially had the provisional title of "Five Battlefields Kara and Sam Kissed On", but it ended up not being that fic, as even while I was writing it (on paper), it changed to something else. I got the first part of this written, most of the second, and then cleaned the area around my desk. And suddenly, parts three, four and five couldn't be found, as the bundle of paper that got shoved into another bundle was very difficult to find. But I was going through stuff today, and ran across the sheets with 2-5 on them, and went "HEY, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. OMG."

I believe I once posted the first part in the comments, somewhere, as a stand-alone ficlet. (now I'm going to shut up before the notes end up longer than the fic)

Five Times Kara and Sam Kissed Before Landing on Galactica
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: neither series is mine
Pairings: Kara/Sam, Amy/Rory, River/Eleven
Rating: PG, mostly for the violence. Er, and the sexual tension (if there is any)
Genre: action, romance
Length: 1000 words
Set: post-series for BSG, series six for DW.
Notes: for the 12colonies prompt challenge. Also, for my own smug giggling fits of glee over there being married people in the TARDIS. also, for the part where the Doctor is the youngest male (memory-wise). *snickers* (2000-year-old-plus Rock Star Angel Cylons and 2000-year-old-plus plastic Centurions reborn as men are older than a 900-year-old Time Lord, even if he lies about his age)

Summary: Having married people in the TARDIS made revolutions so much simpler.

The One With the Jail Cell In It
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine
Pairing: Kara/Sam
Set: Six of One
Length: 1000
Rating: PG, harsh language, violence
Notes: I... this was actually from notes that I wrote a bit after Crossroads, and it was just a fragment that went nowhere until I got some added inspiration. Writing Kara and Sam during this section of their history isn't exactly fun. Mostly. title from Sia's 'Brand New Day'

It Costs Nothing But Change
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine
Pairing/Characters: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Rating: R? Mild sexual content, vague violence. Contains sappy domesticity, as well.
Set: New Caprica arc
Notes: *hands* This is what happens when logic-impaired idiots go on about Sam being a home-wrecker.

The Home-wrecker (in 12 Steps)
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: PG13, language, suggestive language, sex references, kissing, groping
length: 1600
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
genre: AU
notes: this is the same AU as 'Momma Was an Opium Smoker', but earlier in the timeline. It was originally supposed to be porn but then my brain decided it was too similar to Lizardbeth's pirate fic and changed it (don't ask how pirates = cops, I don't know, either) This is also for the increasingly inaptly-named 12 Days challenge at pyramidofdreams (day six was AUs)

Cogitation Improved by Contact
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
set: post-Revelation AU (not Toasterlandia, though)
rating: R, sex, language
genre: ...well, it's not gen. fluff! (these two do not fit 'romance'.)
length: 1700
notes: this is a rather ridiculously silly and porny (not to mention, plotless) sequel to On a Wing and a Prayer. And, yes, most of this had been written, it just needed an ending (I think I got bogged down during the porn).

Walking on Air
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: R? sex, guns
pairing: Kara/Sam
genre: AU, no spoilers for canon
length: 1000
notes: for the bsg_pornbattle, prompt 'spy'. Er. It is longer than I'd thought it would be.

Knowing Your Interrogation Techniques, Round One
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: R, seeeex
genre: AU
length: 1500+
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
prompt: Kara/Sam, Wild West AU
notes: written for the bsg_pornbattle, this is a future moment in the same AU as Boots on the Floor and Brick Dust and Bells

Belly Up
by ALC Punk!
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