Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

I really must pass on this: it's a filk. Of the Chipmunks' theme song, in honor of Lee the gayCylon. And this thread: http://www.livejournal.com/community/sages_of_chaos/2782761.html
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Set to the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer' (for the record, it doesn't all quite scan, but I don't care)

This can ALL be laid at Ryuu's door.

Thor, the Asgard Supreme Commander
Is a tiny alien dude
And if you ever saw him
The Government would say it ain't true
All of the other Asgard
Don't really get the Tau'ri love
But, for Thor, there's only
Jack and Daniel, Teal'c and Sa-am.
Occasionally, though, there's a need
For stupid ideas
Then Thor beams them up right quick
And says 'save my universe, plzthnx."
Then all of the other Asgard
Begin to think that maybe
Thor, the Asgard Supreme Commander
Is really smart and cuddly-cute!

It's like a bad drug. Only, not bad for you.
Anubis, singing, "If I Only Had a Brain"... but, y'know, his style..

( contains spoilers to Stargate season 7 )

also, I give you, Jane Wiedlin's KissProof World, re-written to mock Marvel....

Plot-Proof World

Comics were once so full
Of people connected in-between
Panels and storylines
They seemed not quite extreme

But then there were these new
Writers who thought that they were cool
Fucked all the history buffs
They fragmented the truth
-- too much

We are lost, the plot is sunk
Every line of coke he's drunk
It's a plot-proof world
Grab your fetish, change your race
Canon is so out of place
It's a plot-proof world

Executives favour the bottom line
They don't give a crap about logic
Dropping the titles down
Into mutlitated trips

We are lost, the plot is sunk
Every line of coke he's drunk
It's a plot-proof world
Grab your fetish, change your race
Canon is so out of place
It's a plot-proof world

Out of character devices
Gets us the new readers--right?
For the profit, there's a blight
Keeping all those plots in line
Wouldn't help us make a dime
Let's screw it

I've been playing with my head. Er. Or other's heads. Like Shai's. We watched, for instance, season 4 Farscape. 'John Quixote', 'I Shrink, Therefore I Am', and 'A Prefect Murder'.

She wasn't too stable after that.

Then, on Friday, we saw Joan of Arcadia, and Stargate on the normal channels. She was, I think, all right at that point...

But something about 'Grace' had made me decide I needed to see this one episode of Next Generation.

'Frame of Mind', to be exact.

And then we watched 'Won't Get Fooled Again', to complete the trio of nearly insane, crazy-haired men.

(Jack, Riker, and Crichton)

We're not allowed to show Shai anything again, until sometime next week.

But 'Bringing Home the Beacon' is on tonight.

She's screwed. ;)

Meanwhile, Times has made me do Infinity Watch stuff.... Including, this short filk of the chorus to Puff, the Magic Dragon.

Thanos the purple Titan,
Lived on a farm,
And frolicked in his over-alls,
Whilst his armour did not charm