Oh, and...

[lyssie]

also, I give you, Jane Wiedlin's KissProof World, re-written to mock Marvel....

Plot-Proof World

Comics were once so full
Of people connected in-between
Panels and storylines
They seemed not quite extreme

But then there were these new
Writers who thought that they were cool
Fucked all the history buffs
They fragmented the truth
-- too much

We are lost, the plot is sunk
Every line of coke he's drunk
It's a plot-proof world
Grab your fetish, change your race
Canon is so out of place
It's a plot-proof world

Executives favour the bottom line
They don't give a crap about logic
Dropping the titles down
Into mutlitated trips

We are lost, the plot is sunk
Every line of coke he's drunk
It's a plot-proof world
Grab your fetish, change your race
Canon is so out of place
It's a plot-proof world

Out of character devices
Gets us the new readers--right?
For the profit, there's a blight
Keeping all those plots in line
Wouldn't help us make a dime
Let's screw it