Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Jean then reconciles with Cyclops and fully bonds with the Phoenix Force and ascends to a higher plane of existence called the "White Hot Room"

....wtf.

THIS IS WHY ONE DOES NOT READ MARVEL COMICS ANYMORE, KIDS.

Leaving aside the fact that I like Phoenix: End Song and that it's very pretty...

I realized something this morning. The Scott and Jean in the comicbooks are not the real Scott and Jean. The real couple are off in space, with Corsair, playing at being space pirates and having Scott bond with his dad (since Scott and relationships with family members? Needs work). Jean and Hepzibah are trading child-rearing tips.

See, they decided once Poccy was dead, that they needed a break. So they borrowed some of SHIELD's LMDs, mocked them up properly, and told Hank they were going.

Hank, for those who are wondering, is an absent-minded man, sometimes.

He sort of forgot to tell anyone else.

And, see, Emma sleeps with Scott because he has no brain to read, and she finds it intriguing (much the same way Lwaxana Troi fell for a holodeck character).

And Jean died.

But no one noticed she wasn't human.

*cackles*

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: PG13. Language. Spoilers: X-Men: the movie 2, Farscape up through Infinite Possibilities, Touching Evil up through series three.
Notes: This is... a crossover. It got started a while back, and now that A.j. and Timey and Shai have SEEN TE s3, I can finish and post. Hah.

Out of the Wreckage
by Ana Lyssie Cotton
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