Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

disclaimer: not mine
rating: PG
characters: noir!versions of Olivia Dunham and Astrid Farnsworth.
pairing: Esther(Astrid)/Olivia
length: 700 words (I tried making it longer, and... there really wasn't more length to it)
set: prior to where the story starts in the episode.
spoilers: 'Brown Betty', if only in setting and tone.
notes: I think I actually wrote this right after the episode aired, then forgot about it. oops.

Not Waiting a Thousand Years
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: R? Kissing and licking and sex and improprieties of the highest order.
pairing: Kara Thrace/Natalie
length: 1250
genre: AU
prompt: top hat and tails (which is how it ended up quasi-regency)
notes: no, seriously, quasi-regency England, complete with earls, marchionesses and ladies. (I wrote this at work and joked about it being my letter to Santa, did not mention it was PORN)

Ascendant
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine.
fandoms: Star Trek: the Next Generation/Battlestar Galactica
genre: femslash, pwp
rating: R/NC17
pairing: Beverly Crusher/Laura Roslin
length: 1000 +
notes: This is for the BSG Porn Battle, but ran long. Sigh.

they do it in the dark
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Maggie/Sophie, implied Sophie/Nate and Maggie/Nate
rating: PG, there are naked people doing very little.
spoilers: a line in episode 2.1
length: 800, barely.
notes: how could I resist?

Blurred Lines
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
fandom: Spooks (MI-5)
set: post-series three
pairing (if it can be called that): Ruth/Zoe
rating: ...PG13? R? there is sex, but it's not exactly explicit.
genre: angst, femslash
length: 2000
prompt: Spooks, Ruth/Zoe, exile from the femslash_today porn battle o' doom
notes: My knowledge of Spooks canon is a bit sketchy. There are bits I've picked up from the wiki, and I've seen a total of about ten? episodes. But again, spotty. If I've managed not to wreck canon, go me. ;]
Though, personally, I'm not sure I understand how rambling with musicforcylons about Tin Man and Leverage produced Spooks femslash. But my brains work in strange ways. (I'm also not entirely sure the language works) I know the icon is Susan Taylor, but she is the only one I've got.

Holding Pattern
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Kara Thrace/Anastasia Dualla (with references to Kara/Lee, Dee/Lee, Kara/Sam [more than brief, for them], Dee/Billy and Kara/Zak)
set: during Sine Qua Non
rating: soft R, language, girls kissing, girls having sex.
length: 2,900
notes: I... I have been seeing this file and just assuming it had been finished and so haven't reopened it until tonight, and so. . . With a bit of editing (and a search to see if it had come from somewhere, and it had), I can post it. \o/

Just Like Starting a Car
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
rating: er. R? there is violence, language, and non-explicit sex.
characters: Kara Thrace, Margaret Edmunson; pairing: Kara/Maggie
genre: femslash, post-finale, AU
length: 1700
spoilers: Everything.
notes: I can't explain how I got inspired to write this. Although partially, I'm not actually certain. title from Something for Kate's 'Song for a Sleepwalker'

Some Collision Between Ordinary and Imaginary Lines
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
fandom: Leverage
length: 1600+
characters, pairing: Sophie, Maggie; Sophie/Maggie, hints of Sophie/Nate and Maggie/Nate.
rating: PG, language, some kissing.
set: pretty much directly after The First David Job
notes: I blame ijemanja for demanding such.

Tomorrow Finds its Way
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: man. they are so not mine. or they would make out a lot on camera
rating: er, soft R? Hard PG13? Sexual situations, possibly some language and the word 'breasts'.
warnings: RPF, sex, alcohol
pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
notes: This was so totally supposed to be a drabble.
length: 1300+

glamor, glitter, fashion and fame
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Fandom: Aeon Flux (movieverse)
Pairing: (though it's mostly subtext) Aeon Flux/Sithandra
Rating: G/PG, sparring.
Length: 1100
Notes: This glittering world has been sitting in my head all day. And I truly must ask the question: for a movie full of nothing but women kicking ass, betraying each other, trusting each other, swearing oaths to each other, etc, WHERE IS THE FEMSLASHY LOVE? Seriously. Aeon, Sithandra, Freya, Handler, Inari, Una. Six women, all hot/determined/awesome/incredible. And not one femslash fic out there? For shame, people. For shame.
Extra note: This was written nearly a month ago, but I've been waiting to see if I actually liked it or not.

Just Rhythm
by ALC Punk!
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