Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

*lazy* BUT OMFG IT IS DONE.

link: Title: Concessions
Author: ALC Punk!
Recipient: mandysbitch
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Elizabeth Weir/Teyla Emmagan
Rating: R (ish?)
Word count: 1800+
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Elizabeth Weir likes sparring with Teyla.

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: Kiddie, mostly. Vague innuendo?
Genre: Gen, angst, episode insert.
Spoilers: season 3, not quite to the mid-point.
Notes: This confused familyarchives, but, eh. I refuse to compromise. Did a new thingie, and my prompts were: Vala, Weir, are you now or have you ever been? And then David Bowie's "Heart's Filthy Lesson" was playing. title from Bush's Solutions.

Head Full of Splinters
by ALC Punk!
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Title: Routine Perspective
Username (optional): Lyssie
Pairing(s): None.
Request (written): Kinda a combination of two requests. Request one: "Cast your eyes on the ocean; cast your soul to the sea." (quote from 'Dante's Prayer' by Loreena McKennitt) and request three: I like character exploration pieces.
Spoilers (if any): Vague for season one, and a bit into season two.
Timeline (If applicable): Skips through early season one, mid-season one, and the very beginning of season two.
Rating: Pretty much kiddie appropriate.
Warnings: There is mention of death.
Author's Notes (if applicable): Massive thanks to grav_ity and familyarchives for betaing this puppy, and pointing out where my brain-logic only worked for my brain. Any mistakes remaining are certainly my own.

(the masterlist for the ficathon can be found here.)
( Elizabeth likes to stand on her balcony and imagine she's a princess in a castle. )

Lizfic:
Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: eh. 13ish.
SPOILERS: Big ones, for 'The Real World'.
Set: post episode.
Length: 1,600+
genre: Gen. gen gen gen.
Prompt: Sleeping/bed themes (having to share a bed because of necessity; sharing a sleeping bag for warmth; sex while drowsy or sleeping; sex as a sleep aid; falling asleep against someone's shoulder; watching someone sleep; dreams or nightmares)
link: House of Leaves

Sparky:

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 13ish.
Pairing: Sparky.
Set: post The Real World.
Also set post-House of Leaves.
Length: er. 500ish.

Bad Habits
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 13ish. Eh.
Spoilers: none. Set: er, season 2ish?
The prompt: Gen/friendship, Cadman, ghosts or ghost stories, paper blowing in the wind. No Teyla/Ronon.
Length: 1,900+
Notes: This was written for the Teyla ficathon, and is only this late as I came home from work and sat down to take off my boots and *BAM* flopped sideways and fell asleep for two hours. Thanks go to karma_aster for her cheering me on, thwapping me when I whined, and doing the final beta; and to familyarchives for patting me on the head, making me channel her to write Cadman, and for telling me to make it longer AND ALSO FOR THE TITLE. YAY.

Bowling In The Dark
ALC Punk!
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DISCLAIMER: OMG NOT MINE. Rating: 18+ THERE IS SMUT HERE.
Fandom: SG: Lantis
Pairing: Sparky (Weir/Sheppard)
Set: WHO CARES?
Notes: This was originally intended as drive-by spam, but then it got too long, and thus, this is for myqwirky. Yes.

A Difference of Opinion
by ALC Punk!
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for myQwirky.

Let's see how much I can type in ten minutes before I have to go out and move my car from the 15-minute parking, here at the library.

( for Sparkyness )

Disclaimer: Not Mine. Rating: er.. 13+
Spoilers: Siege 1/2/3, Intruder, season 2.
Genre: gen, post-episode for Siege 3
Character: Elizabeth Weir
Notes: er. I think this is anr's fault, really. And I don't think I've seen something like this out there, but, er, if I have, sorry. Title swiped from Depeche Mode's 'Dream On'.

Debt to Karma
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: 13+
Genre: er... silly, UST, etc.
Set/spoilers: Season two, Siege 3!
Summary: He'd really done it, this time.
Pairing: Sparky. (Weir/Sheppard, for those watching at home)
This one's for myQwirky who was all cute, and SENT MINIONS to eye me while driving earlier. Telepathic squirrels are scary, man.
Ficlet. 490+ words.

Popped
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: Eh. Barely 13+ Vague sex references.
Spoilers: Well, this is set post-The Siege, so possibly bits of season two.
It was inspired by the new season two promos.
Pairing: Weir/Sheppard
Archiving: please ask
Notes: Was supposed to be all fluffy. Sorry.

For myQwirky.

This is Not a Sunday Morning
by ALC Punk!
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