Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: er. 13+, THERE IS BIOLOGY HERE.
Pairing: Frak it. If you can't see it after the first five lines, there's no hope for you.
Notes: Blame goes to SebaceanBabe, Musicforcylons, and Meyerlemon. *glares*
Summary: Lee Adama has been to hell and back, and now it's getting worse.
Length: er. 600+

i hear violins
by ALC Punk! (aka Fandom's Bitch)
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 18+ Sex, language.
Genre: PWP, Angst.
Pairing: Kara/Lee
Length: 500+
Spoilers/Set: Season two, Home part 1.
Summary: Later, he'll remember that she wouldn't look at him.
Notes: er. This one's for stars_like_dust. Happy lateish birhday? Er. Title's from Depeche Mode's 'Halo'.

Aching to be Free
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 13+
Spoilers/Set: post 2.04, possible 2.05 spoilers
Pairing: Roslin/Lee
Length: 400
Notes: I was reminded of the whole licorice thing on Ysrith's lj earlier.

Nothing Black and White
by ALC Punk!
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Kris! I'm leaving in five minutes, this bit me in the shower and I had to scrawl it all down (even though I still missed out bits because I'd forgotten them, sigh)

Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: PG. euphemismy thingie that only a few people may actually get.
notes: OMG. I totally blame this on Liz and Penn and Teller for this discussion we had in her lj regarding the Kara photo of Guh-ness and shaving... er.
Pairing: vaguely Kara/Helo, with a side of Boomer/Helo.
Set: pre-mini-series.
Further note: If you don't get it, I'm sure someone will be happy to explain. There is probably ooc-ness in this. Partially because Tipping the Velvet was playing again, and my phrasing is all Britishy right now.
No title today.
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 17+ Mentions of sex, language, violence.
Pairings: Boomer/Helo, Boomer/Tyrol, Starbuck/Helo, Starbuck/Apollo, Starbuck/Gaeta (she gets around), Kat/Hot Dog, Hot Dog/his right hand... I think that's all of them.
Set: Season Two, spoilers for season one.
Label: er... angst, humor
Length: 800+
Summary: He doesn't want to deal with Helo.
Prompt: Tyrol and Helo (noslash!) from elly.
Notes: ...I have no idea if this works anymore. Sorry. Title's... probably something I've used before.

Listening to Jealousy
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: Not nice. Violence. Blood.
Episode Insert AU: Colonial Day.
Archive: Please ask.
Pairing: Kara/Lee.
Notes: Inspired by the following:
::"Seeing Lee's well sculpted-body had made her want to throw him on the floor and bang his brains out."
... why do I suddenly have the image of Kara banging Lee's head against the floor until we have a mess of grey matter? ::

And encouraged by Charis. Sigh. (also? I should not be listening to 'Return to Innocence' while editing this...)

How Things Could Have Gone
by ALC Punk!
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So. Someone who shall remain nameless on my friends list was lamenting the lack of Galactica fic today. (and a few others want Sparky porn, but the Minion Stare is avoidable, for the moment) In chatting about this lack, I came up with the following challenge. Just to see if we can get some Galactica fic on our friendslists.

Please feel free to pass the challenge along.

Here's the challenge, people. Load up your favorite writing playlist, or simply everything you've got on your computer. Hit random seven times.

Note the artist and title of the song.

Start writing.

Stop when you feel like it (I expect AT LEAST 100 words, however).

Don't worry if the result has nothing to do with the song. If you want to include lyrics, do so. But, er... Songfic? Not always fun.

When finished, spell-check, etc, label, post.


Mine: Contains only vague spoilers, and future conjecture that really isn't much of a spoiler... I think.
Rating: eh... kid-safe, one bad word. (close your eyes)
Pretty much gen. Silly.
Song: Hole 'Heaven Tonight'

Unexpected Collision
by ALC Punk!
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Making porn....

Ok. Here's how this works. I don't have the energy to look back over most of these. But I'm posting anyway (or Claira will rant), and to hell with it. They're all pretty clearly labeled at the top as to the pairing/whatever. Lots of sex. Some death. Some guts.

Canth, you're never going to speak to me again, probably...
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Set: eh. Whenever. After 'Water'.
Rating: PG13/R
Pairing: Laura Roslin/Lee Adama
Notes: This is rough.

For Liz.

Counting Up
ALC Punk!
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