it takes all kinds, I guess...

I was dreaming this morning that Kara and Helo were having a contest. To see who could have one thousand orgasms first. There was even a dinky sign someone had made for it...

It was called the "1000 Orgasm Challenge"

Sam and Sharon were a bit O.o about it all, but, y'know, willing participants.

Kara and Helo were smack-talking each other, and then Kara ripped the sign off the wall.

And that's when I woke up, because my brain was all "wut." Which, y'know. WUT indeed.

So I don't know who won.

Though I think Kara would.

BSG crackfic: The Tale of Sir Starbuck and The Golden Dragon of Galactica

disclaimer: well. In this instance, they might almost be mine.
genre; Alternate Universe, alternate reality, crack.
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
characters: Kara, Leland Adama, Sam Anders
rating: ...PG. There is sort of violence and kissing.
length: 2500+
notes: I blame lucyparavel, The Blue Sword and The Hero and the Crown, though this is definitely of lighter fare. I've been reading Barbara Metzger again and it shows.

The Tale of Sir Starbuck and The Golden Dragon of Galactica
by ALC Punk!
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women! lots of them, hbic?

1. THIS JUST IN. Women who have boyfriends are bad role models. (fail, fandomsecrets commenters, fail)

2. On a recent note, there's apparently been some fail regarding the Head Bitch in Charge contest that was raging. Allie has a sort of solution over here. (srsly. boys are winning? Fail again) (am not linking to poll, but to intelligent people)

However, life_on_queen who has discovered I was Catholic in another life, suggested perhaps we should encourage more conversation/fic/meta/etc about the lovely women in question.

The problem is, the only thing I had on the brain this morning was the 1001 Orgasm Challenge. It's easy to discard the orgasm part and reinsert something else. Like, say, ficlets, drabbles, pieces of art, meta, picspams.... And now I'm sincerely certain that I am insane for even contemplating something like this (drabble tag on ACID).

3. This is still in the planning stages, but here's sort of how it might work:
People comment with a prompt, someone writes them the prompt and leaves one of their own.
Someone makes art of the original prompt.
Someone else writes up meta on the third prompt, and someone else picspams on prompt number eight--
But to make it even more confusing, anyone can leave a prompt or a list of fic recs for a certain character/group of characters or a link to someone else's picspam...

The post stays open until one of two things:
People get bored and wander away.
Comments get maxed out.

If I haven't reached 1001, I'm opening a new post.

Open to all fandoms, all women, femslash, het, friendship, gen, romance, blah, etc...

Limited by no rape/non-con/incest, with a request for spoiler warnings as needed.

um. so.

Am I insane?