it takes all kinds, I guess...

[lyssie]

I was dreaming this morning that Kara and Helo were having a contest. To see who could have one thousand orgasms first. There was even a dinky sign someone had made for it...

It was called the "1000 Orgasm Challenge"

Sam and Sharon were a bit O.o about it all, but, y'know, willing participants.

Kara and Helo were smack-talking each other, and then Kara ripped the sign off the wall.

And that's when I woke up, because my brain was all "wut." Which, y'know. WUT indeed.

So I don't know who won.

Though I think Kara would.

Comments

[karate0kat.livejournal.com]

So, like, was there a referee to insure no cheating? I mean, was this a marathon or spread over time. These details are important woman!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

There was, iirc, some sort of form they filled out, marking down each instance!

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

I was thinking exactly the same thing. :P

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Kara says it's his own fault, being born male.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

Porn battle, dear?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I has plans.

[scarfman]

My eyes fell on the phrase "1000 Orgasm Challenge" and my first thought was, "I wonder which fandoms are in that."

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

BWAH. Many.

[morwen_peredhil]

Of course she'd win. It's one of the many ways in which being a woman is awesome.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

\o/ Yes. =D

[zahdahe.livejournal.com]

Can I climb into the section of your brain for really sexy rem dreams cos this rocks. 1000 orgasms! Mmmm! Have to find willing and unwilling volunteers. Mnnnnn Pistachio ice cream with raspberry ripple sauce, decoratively placed of course!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

You can try! My brains are tricky.

[zahdahe.livejournal.com]

I loves challenges, I gives up really easy after the 3 billionth try though!

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

::lol:: This sounds like an awesome re-imagining of the famous Seinfeld episode called The Contest. HEHE