raaaarrrrrrrrrr

*puts everyone on the NC17 list on /ignore*

Apophis fucking Sokar... Can't we have a list without inane chatter? If I want inane chatter, I'll read the spoiler discussions on the Gateworld boards, the regular list, or, y'know, nos' LJ (which isn't inane).

I just want porn. All porn, all the damn time. Instead I get me, too! chatter, awful fic, and, and, threads that won't die.

*kills everyone on the list dead*

Hrm.

In other news, I am really damn amused that if you click on the Red Cap category, no stories pop up until you add R-rating fics to the filter. *giggles*

And I'm also considering doing a Jack version of Grace (he hits his head and talks to himself), since Grace was really fanfic on screen anyway (bad, romance-novel, cliche, tripe fanfic), and why should Jack escape without his cliche, anyway. Besides, I so need to have Sam tell him she ain't a vestal virgin who's going to wait forever.

ack. back to work.

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ok, so this was totally supposed to be privacy-locked because I was spamming myself the file from work (and I was apparently too fast with hitting post). But, uh, some'fyou'vecommented... Anyway, as can be seen, it's lyrics, mixed with fic pieces (because that's the way my brain works...)
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Finger!porn...

Sorta.

Disclaimer: Not ours. Rating: R/NC17, whichever is your pleasure.
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Set: Season 8ish.
Ryuu: You realize Amanda Tapping is gonna be in Earthsea?
Lyssie: I think I'd heard that, yeah.
Lyssie: "Carter?" "Hrm?" "You know that week you took off to go to Vegas with Shanahan?" "...yeah?" "You were really filming that SciFi show." "...I was?" "Carter, I just saw the promo." "Oh. Erm. Maybe?"
Ryuu: She's playing this sorta Luthien Tinuviel character.
Lyssie: who gets sexed by Jack.
Lyssie: *pause* ok. so, I'm a liiiittle fixated.
Ryuu: ...not Beren One-Hand?
Lyssie: well, as long as Jack's playing him... (really fixated)
Ryuu: ...Jack's in love with a Tolkien elf?
Lyssie: I don't know?
Lyssie: ...although he DOES think Carter would look cute with elf ears.
Ryuu: (is an uber-geek)
Ryuu: (snickering)
Ryuu: He teased with it for weeks after they saw LotR.
Lyssie: yup.
Lyssie: In at least one universe, he got Cassie to make her wear elf ears to a halloween party.

...which led directly into the following fic:

One Man's Kink...
by ALC Punk! and Ryuu
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