porn... All nos' fault.

Wow. ok. So. This got really long. And I'm not sure I wanked enough. But. Eh...

I am so *frelling* sick of the "Virgins suck at writing porn!" argument. I've seen it in nearly every fandom I've been around, and it's getting old. You know what? It's wrong.

( We're going to get a little graphic here, probably, so turn back now if your virgin eyes might be sullied. )

two hours to go...

And then I'm FREE, I tell you. Bloody. Fucking. Free.

Per nos' suggestion, I have done html all day. Sort of. I really have very little to do, so I've been dragging it out. With the help that the main boss has been absent quite a bit. Now she's back, though. sigh. And I'm booooored. But. About ten cards left, and 25 emails to log. And. Hey. Maybe I'll have something to do.

....And, nos'? Could you stay the hell out of my nap dreams? It's really disconcerting to have you telling my cubicle mates that I am scarily kinky.

Heh. A man got the wrong carton of cigarettes, and he's pissed because he can't return/exchange them.... I have decided he's a cheap spy who was waiting for a certain message, and accidentally asked for the wrong carton by mistake...

...Someone used the phrase "not my bag" on a comment card.

Heh. Andrea talking about Harvey... (who is apparently fabulous)

And it's cold. My hands a freezing.

Onmyhomeyay!

....a girl named Cyndie... god.

And, more of the post-Ascension thingie. Unedited and stuff....

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