It's like being in the same place... again...

So, wow, the Stargate fan-fic award tallies are all out. And quite a ton of crap beat out the good stuff. And, like, ohmigod! I feel like I'm in comicbook fanfictiondom all over again! It's like coming home to a new CBFFAs, but with extra wank.

*sniffs* Thank you new fandom for making me feel right at home.

Although there is no awards ceremony. WHY is there no awards ceremony? The possibility for extra wank would be fabulous... I shouldn't have to have been the only one to award a crappy author an award, damnit!

Ooo. Cheez-its.

Ooh, look,spam...

Farscape. Huh. Broken!Aeryn, season three...

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Times. I'll be home later than normal tonight. Getting bled by Jessica for her class.

Randomosity

Random bits from my notepad file at work (155k and counting...)

Wow. My brain? Thinks wet produce has something to do with porn. Help.

...ok, so, did you know that a produce area with lots of space is a bad thing? I suppose this guy just, like, assumes that it means the produce will go nuts and grow tentacles and start feeding on the shoppers, if, say, it has room...

Oh, god. If I have to type in a complaint from someone who owns their own business and is a good customer, and can't grammatize/spell properly.... Aaaargh. Americans are so fucking stupid. and illiterate. Oh my GOD is this country illiterate.

Please note that the outbreak has been contained. The virus has been identified as Beagle.AO or Bagle.AC. The firewall detection engine has been updated, so zip files will again be permitted through e-mail.

Words can NOT express how much a virus called 'beagle' made me laugh. Thanks to nos'... And I so can't explain it's because Daniel gave Jack a dog to prove his love.

We got a comment card from Kathryn Parker today. And I kept thinking, "But you're dead! You're dead and buried! And, ohmigod! What will Miss Parker think. And, I bet Jarod knows about this... Heheheheh." And then I actually read the card, and the woman was a whiny bitch, so I knew it wasn't Miss Parker's mother...

...just read 'Midway' as McKay... Damn you, nos'.

'when store is busy, provide additional cashiers to cull patrons waiting in line'....

OK. Can someone explain to me the point of vegetarian meats? It suddenly occured to me, y'know, to wonder about them. The point of vegetarianveganism, or what have you is to stop cruelty to animals and not eat meat... And yet you want to eat things that TASTE like meat... Somewhere, my logic must be faulty, because this strikes me as, well... stupid. Hrm.