Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

disclaimer: not mine.
genre: AU
characters: Kara Thrace, Sam Anders, Margaret Edmonson, Hamish McCall, Sharon Valerii, Saul Tigh
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders (OT5 with the first five listed, a bit?)
rating: erm, PG13, soft R? sex, language, violence. Most of it not graphic.
length: 7000+
tense: present.
notes: I don't know jazz. or the 40's. or anything about anything, really. But I was struck by this about the time Ron said Sam wrote that song in BSG. It got stalled when canon, ah, did certain things with two of them (which made it hard to balance), and then I reopened it the other day and got an end. Yay. This is sort of set on Earth? I'm lazy and refuse to go back and make up names for Caprican cities. (thank you, Metric, for a title)
summary: what if Anders, Maggie, Hamish and Sharon were a jazz band looking for a new singer? Saul Tigh might even let them take the new girl they find before all hell breaks loose and the law chases them south of the border.

If somebody's got soul...
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine
Length: 1200
Pairing: Kara/Sam
Set: post-Daybreak
Spoilers: Whole series.
Rating: PG, language, people kissing. And maybe some groping?
Notes: I blame hecatesknickers. This idea is even illustrated, for your giggly viewing pleasure

Water Balloons are Sometimes the Answer
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Kara/Sam
set: post-Daybreak
length: ficlet
notes: hecatesknickers is to blame. No title, I don't think.
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disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Kara/Sam
set: New Caprica.
spoilers: for season 2.
rating: PG13, adult situations, language. Fading to black.
length: barely 1000
notes: rhi_silverflame quite possibly doesn't remember the conversation where she said, "Were they naughty stick figures? Or is he complaining because they're not?" to me... But it sort of inspired this fic.

This is written to off-set all of the recent angst. Sheesh, you guys.

Stick-Figure Theatre, as Painted by Kara Thrace. Medium: acrylic and Sam's chest.
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Kara/Sam
raiting: R, sex
set: spec future.
length: 1000+
notes: by popular demand, sequel to Scylla and Charybdis. It was supposed to be a drabble.

Improvements on Old Variations
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
characters: Hotdog, Starbuck, Cottle, Athena. References Kara/Sam
length: 3000. rating: PG, language
set: somewhere in the grey areas of Deadlock.
genre: angst, gen
notes: I blame prolix_allie for sparking the idea and palmetto for laughing at me. I'm also very sorry, and would like to stop getting ideas for fic like this.

From the Mouths of Babes
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: er. well. These versions are mine.
length: 3500+
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
genre: AU, crack!fic
rating: PG13, language, adult situations
notes: I blame lucyparavel. Further notes at the end. This is not the first crack!fic I was planning to finish. If ever. Title is Rasputina's.
summary: Dr. Conoy gives couples' therapy to Sam Anders and Kara Thrace...

Momma Was an Opium Smoker
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine (for one thing, there's a woman talking in this)
rating: ...PG?
characters: Kara Thrace, Sam Anders
set: mid-4...14? I don't know. Like season three, the numbering is all fucked to hell. It's the one with the emo-goth title about a disquiet soul or something. (I'm expecting them to have Evanescence in the episodes soon)
length: 1400+
notes: I got nothing. Title is from Something for Kate's 'Reverse Soundtrack'

Shuffling Into the Eye of the Storm
by ALC Punk!
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disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Kara/Thrace/Sam Anders
rating: PG13/R, language, sexual innuendo, kissing, groping, etc.
spoilers: Revelation, Daybreakverse
length: 1900
notes: prodded by palmetto a while ago. Isn't all porn, there is some vague... well, it is Sam and Kara, so it is mostly groping and sex.

Little Red Barn
by ALC Punk!
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Further Adventures in Yet Another Incident in Interspecies Relations
Spoilers: webisode 2.
notes: for palmetto

This picks up pretty much where the other left off.
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