Punching people through the internet, why can't we?

Dear porn battle writer,

I admit, this might seem like a gimme, but when you label your porn 'Wendy Watson/Lacey', it should, y'know, contain Wendy Watson/Lacey porn. And not, say, Wendy/Middleman and Lacey/Middleman (that Wendy watches, being voyeuristic).

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Luckily, I remembered there was some excellent Amy Pond/Vincent Van Gogh, hello, painting kink fic and re-read that to wash out the taste of fail.