Punching people through the internet, why can't we?

[lyssie]

Dear porn battle writer,

I admit, this might seem like a gimme, but when you label your porn 'Wendy Watson/Lacey', it should, y'know, contain Wendy Watson/Lacey porn. And not, say, Wendy/Middleman and Lacey/Middleman (that Wendy watches, being voyeuristic).

-=-

Luckily, I remembered there was some excellent Amy Pond/Vincent Van Gogh, hello, painting kink fic and re-read that to wash out the taste of fail.

Comments

[jemster.livejournal.com]

I admit, this might seem like a gimme, but when you label your porn 'Wendy Watson/Lacey', it should, y'know, contain Wendy Watson/Lacey porn. And not, say, Wendy/Middleman and Lacey/Middleman (that Wendy watches, being voyeuristic).

Wow. You sure want a lot, don't you?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I am incredibly demanding. *flounces*

[emmiere.livejournal.com]

And now I'm extra sad because I would have read that. Boo. :(

*follows your rec*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

If I knew the show as more than a passing acquaintance, I'd attempt to write some, even. sigh.

Just as a warning, the person was using word or something, and it ate all the punctuation in the dialog (outside of the quotes)

[blinovitch.livejournal.com]

Just on a whim, I read that Amy/Vincent story. And I am so very, very glad I did.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*tilts head*

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

Ugh, that's worse than the endlessly crossposted fic I keep seeing which is summarised as "my first slash fic" and contains M/F, M/F and F/M/F.

[stexgirl2000.livejournal.com]

That's just Wrong. Hate it when people don't have the sense to label their damn stories properly.

Idiots.

:smacks them with a cold dead fish upside the head:

[havocthecat]

It's not real femslash unless a penis is involved.