"I'm in hell, and it's full of Avons."

My roommates have been kidnapped by aliens!

Well, actually, there's a note. So they haven't been. I suppose it could be a clever forgery, of course.

I spent most of the day thinking about this St. Trinian's fic. It was thought-provoking and fabulous, and I love this universe. (srsly, if there were books in the store, I would buy them)

There is such a strange mismatch between season three Blake's 7 and season five Doctor Who, and yet, they work marvelously together. (also, for serious, how badass is Cally? No one would have escaped without her being devious and smart in Dawn of the Gods, and yet they almost left her behind. TSK, TSK.) It also occurs to me that I would kill for Cally and Tarrant as bank robbers fic (yes, Tarrant. I DON'T KNOW WHY, OK)

Fic ideas that occurred to me: Anna Grant as an MI-5 agent (Servalan is Harry Pearce); Anna/Servalan AU, post-Rumours of Death (with or without the femslash, their relationship is full of layers and insaaaane); Anna/Cally (why not? Also, Sarcophagus with Anna instead of Avon. There would have been kissing) [note: Anna Grant is not a major character, but I can dream]; and, Dayna Mellenby as a St. Trinian's girl (she designs weapons and weapon systems, she would fit right in, though I can't decide if she'd be an Emo or a Geek--possibly an Eco Freak, given her opinion of computers and people).

ahem.

Also, if I had money, I would totally write a movie about aliens and women with guns where Kesha was the lead (the Heroine, obvsly) and shot things up, and Katy Perry in her E.T. getup was the evil alien queen of evil. Britney can be the sidekick. I would totally not call it the genderswapped Flash Gordon, nope

DW fic: Bullets in Conversation, PG

Disclaimer: not mine
Rating: ...er, PG?
Length: 1200+
Characters: Eleven, Amy, Rory, River
Pairings: River/Eleven, Amy/Rory
Genre: an attempt at humor, action, ridiculous
Spoilers: Just general series five ones. Erm, also for The Visitation (oldskool, ftw).
Notes: I blame palmetto. And Zagreus.

Bullets in Conversation
by ALC Punk!
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