note to self

When there are penises involved, it's probably not femslash. Pay more attention to the links you're opening, dear.

ok, on another note entirely, I'm also reminded --

I was having this conversation with myself, about how BSG fandom sort of leans towards the rivalry of Dee vs. Hoshi (which, what? it's the END OF THE WORLD, WHO CARES), and I said aloud, "So, basically, if they try yo drag Felix into it, he'll be all '...ok, people, whip 'em out and I'll get the measuring tape' and then Dee's ten-inch strap-on would beat Hoshi's real one... for length."

And then I decided it was possibly time to go home, as, well, it might be a sign of a deranged mind.

eta: this is not to say that Dee normally has one of those. Or that Felix would be all "yay!" at her. Most likely, he'd be all "...so, Hoshi, wanna go for dinner?" and then Dee would smirk a little, roll her eyes and mutter, "Gods. FINALLY."

eta2: update finished, whoot. Now, back to the big bang, which is, like, four scenes away from being done. *fingers crossed*

Oooh, musics

This is what would happen if Lita Ford and Ke$ha had a baby girl and let David Bowie be her uncle: