wtf, brain

I know I had more than one weird dream, but the only one that stuck with me was the one where I was sharing an apartment with my brother and his boyfriend. He still had joint custody of the kids, we were just careful not to let them guess, since no one wanted to tell my parents.

Then, of course, our landlady was awesome and gave us the two upper floors, and there was remodeling and terraces and then a garden party with my parents finally getting a clue.

I woke up about then, very confused.

my life is boring

1. Watched part of an episode of Castle. Enough to discover Kate Beckett is Yet Another Cookie Cutter 'strong' woman with a stick up her ass who has no power, and is there to be an obstacle to the Awesome Male Lead who swans all over the place being an asshole. Ugh.

2. Have not watched either NCIS. Please try not to spoil me.

3. I was so bored at work today, I seriously contemplated the steps it would take to orchestrate an inter-fandom wank war. The difficulty would be getting innocent people involved who might be hurt, since it was really all in fun.

4. Finally managed to edit something for posting.

eta: 5. WHY IS THERE NOT A FIONA GLENANNE ACTION FIGURE? Or a Ziva. There should be a Ziva.

crossover fic: Wrangling Consultants Was Never This Hard.... (NCIS/Burn Notice), PG

disclaimer: not mine
fandoms: NCIS and Burn Notice
rating: PG (violence, language), length: 1000+
genre: action, gen
set: prior to both series.
summary: Ziva was beginning to wish they hadn't hired Fiona...
notes: I seriously cannot believe I managed to work out an edit to this, since Fi smoking was a major thread in the original draft. Thanks to alryssa, waterdaughter, sabaceanbabe and someone I am quite possibly forgetting for some ideas.

Wrangling Consultants Was Never This Hard....
by ALC Punk!
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