fic: After the Band Plays, Kara/Sam, PG13, groping etc.

disclaimer: not mine
length: 2000
pairing: Kara/Sam
spoilers: SaGN
set: er....
notes: I blame hecatesknickers.

After the Band Plays
by ALC Punk!
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Oh, morning, why do you suck?

1. Leverage. Man. I realized last night I don't ship anyone (bar the occasional Atlantis/SG-like "hee, orgy" thought). I mean, yes, I wrote Sophie/Parker, but more because the image was in my head than anything.

2. I'm all for platonic-y team, though.

3. Except for maybe that bit with Eliot and Alec, where Eliot was all, "I'm'a kill you." That was sorta cute in a "they mixed up what day to have sex on" way. (Alec was playing WoW)

4. Or maybe I'll start shipping Dee/Parker. Because Dee is cute and sweet and so very innocent... Yes. Little Miss I Stole an Election would be Nate's kind of white-hat. And she's efficient, too. Plus, the team could use another small woman who can kill you with her pinky (unless she gets distracted by money).

5. I listened to bits of Obama's speech yesterday at work. And the swearing-in. And. OMG. NEW PRESIDENT. For the first time in eight years, I feel slightly less cynical than normal.

6. So, my tooth. Fractured root. I can have it pulled and then suffer an implant or a bridge (implant will be a screw up in there, which I can't imagine will be any better than what's there now; bridge will require doing crap to the teeth on either side and pretty much be just as much maintenance and not last as long); or, I can have a root amputation. Since it's the smallest root, the surgeon seems to think that would be best, and the tooth would remain stable.

Me, I don't know. I think I'd just like them to remove my whole jaw, thanks.

7. I managed ten hours yesterday. Won't, today.

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1. gordon_r_d linked me to this. OMG. Scroll!

2. Porn Battle! Seventh, in fact. It is taking prompts! (the last one was just before August, if anyone's curious)

3. Server upgrades ftw (via palmetto)

4. Is cold. Bleh.

5. I spent part of my day reading wikipedia on the 'riot grrrrl' movement. Interesting stuff.

AbFab vs BSG?

So, someone replied to the Dirk thing somewhere with a Patsy and Edina icon, and caused my brain to spew the following. (I would seriously try writing it, but it would end up being, like, 100-word snippets of scenes, because the show does have a rather visual and comedic edge to it, and unlike Farscape, it's even HARDER to translate)

If BSG were in the AbFab universe:

Edina would watch it because it's the Hip, Now thing, and all the cool kids are watching it (she calls Doctor Who brilliant but mind-numbing, and Patsy loathes Ten-inch and claims something salacious).

Saffy is all disturbed and, "Mum, but haven't you noticed how sexist some of the roles are? And let's not get into the child abuse, because that's not what I'd call good writing."

And of course, Pats declares Saffy is jealous because Starbuck is far cooler (though Pats seems to think Kara's a man) than her.

Bubble is sekritly D'anna's biggest fan and sometimes blocks time to call Lucy Lawless' agent, but never has time to go through with it (or forgets).

In the end, Pats declares a toast to Ellen frakkin' Tigh and passes out, muttering about Dirk and his lack of... presence.

And Edima chases down Hatch's agent and babbles about how she'd always thought he was the more attractive one.

(they end with an interview with Jamie Bamber, who spends the whole time looking thoroughly confused as Pats is snickering and drinking, Edina is speechless and Saffy keeps hammering him about the various gender-role paradigms and what it means to the future of Sci-Fi TV. And she calls him Zarek.)

fic: BSG, Where Does the Ocean Go, Kara/Sam

disclaimer: not mine
length: 1400
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
rating: ...PG?
spoilers: eh. Set on New Caprica, possible allusions to future events.
notes: I was going to write up prompts for the porn battle, and the first two paragraphs were in the top of my pornprompts file. iirc, the premise was something about Sam Anders also being a painter... Title stolen from Yoko Kanno.

Where Does the Ocean Go
by ALC Punk!
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