1. Actually, my subject line refers to the fact that I woke at 7:32 this morning, found a roommate already awake and was dressed and out the door in ten minutes--only to have the garbage pick-up truck parked directly behind my car. (I'd knocked my clock off the dresser during the night, scrabbling for Tums and apparently turned the alarm off during the trip to the floor)
2. Dear John McCain. Honey, baby. Dude. If you need to cancel an interview? Don't lie about it and claim you're heading immediately back to Washington when you are, in fact, going to blow off David Letterman for Katie Couric (who was already unimpressed with Palin). Next time, use honesty. I know that's a hard concept for Republicans, but you could give it a go.
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2. Dear John McCain. Honey, baby. Dude. If you need to cancel an interview? Don't lie about it and claim you're heading immediately back to Washington when you are, in fact, going to blow off David Letterman for Katie Couric (who was already unimpressed with Palin). Next time, use honesty. I know that's a hard concept for Republicans, but you could give it a go.