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It needed only this: warning, contains wacky liberal politics
1. Actually, my subject line refers to the fact that I woke at 7:32 this morning, found a roommate already awake and was dressed and out the door in ten minutes--only to have the garbage pick-up truck parked directly behind my car. (I'd knocked my clock off the dresser during the night, scrabbling for Tums and apparently turned the alarm off during the trip to the floor)
2. Dear John McCain. Honey, baby. Dude. If you need to cancel an interview? Don't lie about it and claim you're heading immediately back to Washington when you are, in fact, going to blow off David Letterman for Katie Couric (who was already unimpressed with Palin). Next time, use honesty. I know that's a hard concept for Republicans, but you could give it a go.
3. Seriously, watching Sarah Palin get interviewed is painful. Palin's pretty much stupider than my cat. Here's a hint: if you're not sure of the answer, don't bullshit, simply say, "I'm afraid I can't answer that." Unfortunately, Palin interviews would then be short. Also, poor Katie Couric could feel her braincells dying.
4. I do not know who he is, but here's Craig Ferguson, on McCain and the economy. He's funny, except for that bit where he actually starts ranting and means what he's saying. Which is mostly just awesome.
5. Marcy Kaptur, on the 700 billion dollar bail-out. I'd vote her for president in a heartbeat.
6. I fucking hate baseball fans. They all need to die and get off my road, so I can drive home in a reasonable amount of time instead of the hour it sometimes takes because they're all too fucking stupid to follow obvious highway off-ramp signs.
7. That should be get off the road and die, otherwise there'd be a lot of dead SUVs and mini-vans in my way. Fucking gas-guzzling assholes.
8. Which reminds me that there was a massive SUV at Whole Foods the other day with an Obama sticker. DUDE. YOU ARE PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM. I don't think you understand what being environmentally-conscious means if you're driving a car that only gets 10 miles to the gallon.
9. But please prove you have at least one braincell and vote Obama anyway. I'd like to actually feel proud of this country.
10. The first person to tell me to leave if I don't like it gets my steel-toed boot up their ass.
11. Saw the best bumper sticker ever. "I'm too poor to vote Republican"
2. Dear John McCain. Honey, baby. Dude. If you need to cancel an interview? Don't lie about it and claim you're heading immediately back to Washington when you are, in fact, going to blow off David Letterman for Katie Couric (who was already unimpressed with Palin). Next time, use honesty. I know that's a hard concept for Republicans, but you could give it a go.
3. Seriously, watching Sarah Palin get interviewed is painful. Palin's pretty much stupider than my cat. Here's a hint: if you're not sure of the answer, don't bullshit, simply say, "I'm afraid I can't answer that." Unfortunately, Palin interviews would then be short. Also, poor Katie Couric could feel her braincells dying.
4. I do not know who he is, but here's Craig Ferguson, on McCain and the economy. He's funny, except for that bit where he actually starts ranting and means what he's saying. Which is mostly just awesome.
5. Marcy Kaptur, on the 700 billion dollar bail-out. I'd vote her for president in a heartbeat.
6. I fucking hate baseball fans. They all need to die and get off my road, so I can drive home in a reasonable amount of time instead of the hour it sometimes takes because they're all too fucking stupid to follow obvious highway off-ramp signs.
7. That should be get off the road and die, otherwise there'd be a lot of dead SUVs and mini-vans in my way. Fucking gas-guzzling assholes.
8. Which reminds me that there was a massive SUV at Whole Foods the other day with an Obama sticker. DUDE. YOU ARE PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM. I don't think you understand what being environmentally-conscious means if you're driving a car that only gets 10 miles to the gallon.
9. But please prove you have at least one braincell and vote Obama anyway. I'd like to actually feel proud of this country.
10. The first person to tell me to leave if I don't like it gets my steel-toed boot up their ass.
11. Saw the best bumper sticker ever. "I'm too poor to vote Republican"