bored bored bored

*actually cleans and stuff*

*segregates her mini-mates, giving the girls all the weapons and piloty stuff*

*still wants a mini!Anders* *pouts*

*possibly writes cracktastic crossover fic*

*notes that Something for Kate is not conducive to cheerful happy fun-times*

good lord.

My action figures are such sluts. I'm pretty sure Jack Harkness is happy with his Dot Matrix/Lorna Dane/Spider-woman foursome, though. And Bishop is gettin' love from She-Hulk and Danny Rand...

This is what comes of packing the Castle of Lions to the ramparts with loose figures.

I have also filled up the purple bin and there's still figures to go. Sigh. Another bin shall have to be acquired. Or something.

Of course, we need one for the TARDIS anyway. Sigh.

fic: Torchwood, Gwen/Rhys, Cue Experiment, R

Disclaimer: not mine
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Gwen/Rhys
Rating: R, kink, anal-play, language, sex, het, kissing... do I really need to go into all of this? No alien invasions.
Length: 2000+
Set: early season two, before 'Meat'.
Notes: This was written for palmetto whom I told to give me any prompt from the sixth porn battle to write. She chose "Rhys/Gwen, pegging".

Cue Experiment
by ALC Punk!
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It's the light at the end of the tunnel

Dear porn writers,

The clitoris? IS NOT INSIDE anything. Please stop writing lines like, "he put his finger inside and stroked her clitoris".

It is possibly 'enclosed' by the outer lips. But inside? No.

Every time I read that, I wonder how anatomy has failed them so completely. (the inside trigger is the G-Spot)

Annoyed, Lyssie