lyssie: (Aeryn thinks you're an idiot)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2008-08-02 10:54 pm
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It's the light at the end of the tunnel

Dear porn writers,

The clitoris? IS NOT INSIDE anything. Please stop writing lines like, "he put his finger inside and stroked her clitoris".

It is possibly 'enclosed' by the outer lips. But inside? No.

Every time I read that, I wonder how anatomy has failed them so completely. (the inside trigger is the G-Spot)

Annoyed, Lyssie

[identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.

Srsly.

The # of girls who have, apparently, never taken a hand mirror and checked out their whatnots kinda scares me sometimes.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Even just a simple diagram would work! Sheesh. It's not a hard thing to learn.
zorb: (Fandom frightens me)

[personal profile] zorb 2008-08-03 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oy. These are the things the internet can teach you, too.
ext_18106: (Aliensexfiend)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. (though, avoiding bad porn helps)

[identity profile] abates.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
... are these male or female pron writers, out of interest?
ext_18106: (Aliensexfiend)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they were female. It's hard to tell with these sorts of things. Sigh.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
.... *headdesks*
ext_18106: (Aliensexfiend)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*gives pillow*

[identity profile] stexgirl2000.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oy. :headdesk:

I really have no words. 0_0
ext_18106: (Aliensexfiend)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I was a bit speechless the first time I saw it (threw me right out of the ficlet, too). But repetition helped. Or didn't, as the case may be.

[identity profile] stef94.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
(the inside trigger is the G-Spot)

Which doesn't have texture, isn't a nob, and cannot be identified in any other way than by the reaction of the owner of said G-spot when its manipulated properly.

*headdesk*
ext_18106: (Aliensexfiend)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, this, as well. ARGH.
ext_962: (sg1 - sam- vala)

[identity profile] surreallis.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...


And I thought the whole 'busting through the cervix' thing was as bad as it could get.

[identity profile] kkglinka.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
D: *crosses her legs*
trialia: Ziva David (Cote de Pablo), head down, hair wind-streamed, eyes almost closed. ([BSG/Mary] Do Not Want)

[personal profile] trialia 2008-08-05 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAO. That's exactly how I reacted...
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
OW.

[identity profile] quietdarkness.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, if you are going to write porn, it's always better to know the anatomy you are writing about.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes it is. Even if the learning is from books.

I have the perfect icon for this post!

[identity profile] arrshley.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing* You see, Lyss... this is why I need to be their sex ed teacher. It'd be awesome, amirite?

But yeah... it's stunning the amount of people (women, especially) who haven't got a basic grasp of what's down there. I've had to educate more than one of my female friends. It was fun! But besides the point, it's kind of depressing that I had to....
ext_18106: (Aliensexfiend)

Re: I have the perfect icon for this post!

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAH. YES.

You would be a fricking awesome sex ed teacher. And parents would probably write complaints (and be jealous).

That's really sad. Even a pretty crap romance novel can tell you about clitorises. And, dude, exploration! It's not wrong or dirty to play with yourself and find out what works best. BAH. Stupid societal taboos.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* That's pretty much what my roommate did when I shouted in annoyance after hitting the second ficlet with the same problem.

[identity profile] cynthia-arrow.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? I've never seen anything like that.

Aha, I've found one upside to reading too much m/m slash. *snerk*

But, really--inside? What the hell kind of women are writing like that?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, you've got self-lubricating anuses. ;]

[identity profile] frolicndetour.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
See, this is where someone should just help the poor things. "Honey, I'm gonna give you some concrit that will change your life." ;]
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Sadly, I am not the person to be so kind...
ext_5608: (stupid)

[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"But really, Patrick, how difficult is FRONT AND CENTER?"
ext_14817: (Ray: Gotta be kidding)

[identity profile] meresy.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwuh? D: