Adventures in bad fanfiction....

palmetto is a horrible influence. I cannot make these shitty summaries up.

Shortly after *spoiler*, the Main Characters call a meeting to discuss why Tory is, in fact, not a Main Character and never will be and end up speculating on the Final Cylon.

Your guess is as good as mine. Why are they breaking the fourth wall?

Sequel to All That is New Again. Leoben has done the impossible and found Nya. But is he the one she loves? And will they be able to survive the Occupation?

Dude! A Leoben Mary Sue. Gosh.

Laura's stuck in a meeting with an embarrassing problem. Can Bill help?

Damn, Roslin knows how to find a head, thanks.

AU, What if Kara didn’t married Sam? With a twist. This story seems off base but it something I had on mind for a while.

...different verse, same as the first... So anyway, curious, I checked. Apparently, Dee, that dirty whore, cheated on Lee on New Caprica (you know, that same night he cheated on Dee...wait), and married Sam! That cheating bitch!

The reviews are... special. And requesting a continuation. THAT IS SO AWESOME, YOU GUYS. I HAVE NO WORDS FOR HOW AWESOME THE FEMALE HATRED AND DOUBLE FUCKING STANDARD IN THIS FIC IS. AWESOME.

What happens when Lee turns out to be Roslin and...Adama's son?Read and find out.

AHAHAHAHAH. That one totally makes up for the previous.

eta: I. I had to share this one. IT'S SO SPECIAL, YOU GUYS.

Kara leans on a new drug instead of Lee. Angsty addiction fic. K/L. rated MA for adult situations.

And lest anyone think BSG is alone...

On the one hand Alexandra Davies had the life many dreamed of, rich, happy, normal. On the other, it come at the cost of her friends, parents, and the child she used to be, a telepath named Tessa O'Reiley. Who she decides to be is up to her. Being rewritt

Jenny's girlfriend Yasmin was forced to join the corps years ago. Now Jenny is determined to find her. But even if she can be found, will Yasmin want anything to do with the girl she used to love? My first piece of fanfic; not much, but please R&R

Takes place during the third episode: Born in the Purple, Mr.Garibaldi and Londo discuss an observation about the alien females of Babylon 5. Very short, One-Shot, intended to make you laugh, please review nd enjoy.

There's one that's a scene from the end of season four, set to... music. OH JOY.

Who knew that bringing marajuana onto the station would create such chaos? Who knew that there were Hippie Shadows? Who knew what would happen when a Labor Law attorney was put in a Shadow vessel? Certainly not the Shadows. Certainly not Sheridan.

....I have no words. No. Words.

be their eyes, their ears, their voice

So, anyway. I was watching one of the Trucco interviews from comic con, and he says something about BSG revitalizing the SF TV genre, and I'm... dude, what? I had no idea SF TV needed revitalizing.

Unless by revitalizing, he means they made it bankable to write awful soap opera drama with little grounding in characterization?

I guess he needs to toe the party line, seeing as he's getting paid for it and stuff. But. Man. So much wrong with that statement.

The rest of the interview was cute. And there was also one where he asked what 'spanks' were, which. Now they've invaded his forum.

...omgwtfff

Dear National Weather Service,

YOU SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW.

ETA: aj MAKE SURE YOU WATCH CRIMINAL INTENT TONIGHT WHEN IT RESHOWS.