You all remember MASH, right? Or at least, some of you do. You make a square, you jot down names, jobs, cars, etc... Then you count, and, voila, you end up with your life's mate, the type of house you'll live in, the car you'll drive and how many kids. Or something to that effect.
I was bored at work today. Seriously. Bored.
AHEM.
Kara is going to marry Sam Anders, fly raiders, live on the moon and have one kid.
Sam (with a little bit of finagling that was totally not cheating, shut up) is going to marry Kara Thrace, fly vipers, live on Moya and have no kids.
Lee Adama is going to marry Sharon, fly vipers, live on Earth and have three kids.
Helo is going to marry Dee, fly raptors, live on Caprica and have two kids.
Athena is going to marry Helo, fly raptors (huh), live on Caprica (I'm sensing a threesome, here), and have two kids.
Racetrack is going to marry Sam Anders, cook (?), live on Earth and have one kid.
I was bored at work today. Seriously. Bored.
AHEM.
Kara is going to marry Sam Anders, fly raiders, live on the moon and have one kid.
Sam (with a little bit of finagling that was totally not cheating, shut up) is going to marry Kara Thrace, fly vipers, live on Moya and have no kids.
Lee Adama is going to marry Sharon, fly vipers, live on Earth and have three kids.
Helo is going to marry Dee, fly raptors, live on Caprica and have two kids.
Athena is going to marry Helo, fly raptors (huh), live on Caprica (I'm sensing a threesome, here), and have two kids.
Racetrack is going to marry Sam Anders, cook (?), live on Earth and have one kid.