fic: newBSG, Kara/Anders, Snowflakes on Eyelashes, R

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: R, sex, language
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
set: New Caprica year
Notes: This was written for the porn battle, and a shorter bit excised. I expanded slightly, and am now posting the full bit here. It was written while I was at lunch at Panera, and I was complaining at GreyCoupon, poor thing.

Snowflakes on Eyelashes
by ALC Punk!
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all in the mind...

1. I wrote seven things for the porn battle, three of which ended up too long to fit in a comment. Five were Kara/Anders, one Kara/Kendra, and one Anders/Murphy (hah, crossover porn).
Booty Call (lonely)
Silences (crackers in bed)
Snowflakes on Eyelashes (snowflake)
All's Fair (ghost)
Need (stark, flight suit)

Kara/Kendra:
Not Expecting Morning Sun (impossible)

Murphy/Sam
Just for a Day (dust, wall)

2. Someone wrote NCIS, Tony/Paula Cassidy, and it was awesome. (spoilers for season two's finale) (please note that should be the only NCIS you read, as the rest is scary scary slash and het that makes me back far away, fast).

3. I. um. Guys, I kind of broke up with Atlantis last week, and I did dvr it this week, but I have no inclination to watch it (even with all of the squeeing most of you have done). I. It's sad, but I don't exactly miss it. In my head, Teyla and Sam and Lizzie are being far more awesome, anyway.

4. Secondary to that, I discovered that I do actually want to see the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I just need to get my brain off NCIS and do so.

5. I do not, however, actually want to watch the Bionic Woman episodes I missed. Sorry, Katee.

6. I decided the other day that I would NOT officially be old until some current popstar covered the Beastie Boys.

Crossover fic: Torchwood/Resident Evil, In the Cold Dim Light, P13/R

Disclaimer: not mine.
length: 3000 words
Rating: PG13/R, violence, language, death
Fandoms: Torchwood, Resident Evil, Marvel's Excalibur/Pete Wisdom stuff (in a tiny little cameo at the very end).
Pairings: Everyone/Everyone.
Set: I haven't actually seen any of season two Torchwood yet, but I know a specific spoiler, which is in here. As for RE, probably not long after the second movie.
Notes: Half of this was written at work quite a while before, mostly because Jill Valentine/Jack Harkness was a hot idea. They're not really the focus of this, though.

In the Cold Dim Light
by ALC Punk!
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so., um. snow.

Yeah, so, we kidnapped an arrshley yesterday. We are... not the best of kidnappers, as we called to warn her in advance. So, tonight, we were going to take her home.

It's been snowing all day, small flakes that, from the looks of the rooftops we can see from the second floor, weren't really accumulating that thickly. Ah, no. No, they were. On getting out the back door, we discovered nearly six inches had fallen. More, since I cleared what looked like eight inches off my car.

Driving was awful. It was slick and fluffy snow, so it was just like driving in pocket lint...

We got about a half mile down the road in the fairy-dust crap and turned back. We has an arrshley for another night.

And it's still coming down. please can it snow another six inches so I can call into work?
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