*points at icon* I would like one, please.

You know, the problem with doing picspams of Sam Carter is that, then, I'm inundated with pictures and reminded just how hot she is. And, y'know, I would really really like one.

Really hot.

*small voice* Can't I have one?

Blast from the past: Telkena....

I'm poking through the unfinished fic folder (hey, karma_aster, I just came across notes for "101 Things a Girl Can Do..."--can the Attached chapters be far behind?), and I came across, at the bottom of a file filled with bits and pieces, Telkena's reply to me telling her, "You're not writing Sam and Jack. Please. You're doing OK porn, go submit it to some porn fiction website, and leave their characters alone." (I'm pretty sure this was after the "he can rape her because he loves her" debacle. Or right before it.)
( I never considered myself a writer. )

In short: Don't like Telkena's ooc and painfully bad fic? Don't read. *salutes*

Things you don't expect to find...

When trawling through unfinished fic files, fragments and otherwise:

1. Reboot femslash. Ok, actually, I can see why this was there. Dot/Mouse is pretty damned canon, after all. But it's kinda kinky.

2. Reboot AU with Bob in a collar, slave to Dot's whims.

3. Cecil/Mike the TV slash. (I had totally forgotten I wrote that)

4. Sappy Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill. Like badly ooc sap. (since deleted. ugh).

eta: Because, seriously, everyone needs a little Kenny Burns in their life.

"You don't just cross the line, you jump up and down on it and kick it to pieces." Sgt. Major Kenny Burns on Jo McDonagh.

*is petty* Fandom is so why we can't have nice things.

I was going to leave someone feedback, but since everyone leaving feedback was like, "OMG the show sucks so much! But this is so good!" and the fic was barely 400 words long, I didn't bother. Which is sad. There's a dearth of Painkiller Jane fic. If the fandom wants to delude itself into thinking the show sucks, that's no skin off my nose.

Well, Fandom wanted to be in the spotlight, and now some ChildCareAction group has a bunch of communities friended. GOOD GOING, FANDOM. Idiots.

In other news, there's another promptathon thingie: http://ink-stain.livejournal.com/1020123.html. I'd have Kara/Anders done for it already, but I got distracted.

*crosses fingers* I start a new job tomorrow.