Some of those Five Things... thingies

I apologize. I don't remember who all of these are for. I only remember the last, and that this one was for hyare (plus, I am too lazy)
Five ways how Zack Addy will never finish his dissertation
( PAPER )

And to make up for that depression, here's some silly...

Five things Booth was surprised to find while looking in Brennan's purse/bag.
( really silly )

Five times Sisko almost blew up the wormhole.
( There was a little wormhole, which had a little curl, right in the middle of the Alpha Quadrant... )

Five ice cream flavours Cable simply cannot live without
( Baskin Robbins, HO )

(This one I know. It's for nique Five places Nate and Dom tried to fuck but got interrupted.
( insert 18+ age warning here )

Some of you may remember...

Major General Susie Suzie Samantha Carter O'Neill, she of the plagiarism where NCIS fic was being reproduced as S/J fic.

Well, apparently, she's back at it. Right down to blaming someone other than her for being a plagiarist.

Serously. Does this bitch ever learn?

And to think, I was thinking about her when the Doctor/Rose plagiarist surfaced.

Good times, people, good times.

ETA: Actually, it may not be the same girl. But the names/MO seem verrry similar.

YO.

Please, people, DO NOT reply to the spammer's little poll. Scans Daily, Sages of Chaos, and Marysues? Were spammed as a direct result, from the looks of it. So, just, DON'T.

Because it's POINTLESS.

And then there's the argument that, as you replied to the poll, which has that little disclaimer on it, the fucktard is allowed to spam every community you're in.

Two links to said spam, with comments disabled, so people can't even ridicule them (I suspect this is why they irritate me more than normal):
http://community.livejournal.com/marysues/2365752.html
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2437039.html

*grumbles*