imagine... if you will...

Picture this:

A woman in purple pants, and a black t-shirt with 'toasterbait' on the fton and an evil toaster (it has red eyes of eeevil) sketched out in silver on the back is changing the tire on a little red Saturn.

Do you:
A. Stop and offer assistance.
B. Drive on.
C. Pretend they don't exist.

Most people choose B and C, of course. But, contrary to the racists of America, the first person to stop and offer help was a young, african-american man. The second was an older, caucasian man--in a street work truck, with lots of shiny lights.

Neither, were, in fact, required.

Now, add in that it was 2 in the morning, on northbound 94 just outside of downtown Chicago.

Timey and I are back from A.j.'s housewarming party, and both fine. Moya, otoh, is now driving with her donut. And can I note that the tire I took off was really blown? Cracks all over the sides, and the entire rim was falling off.

I cannot, however, enthuse enough about how fabulous Saturns are. Even with the tire going boom, the car NEVER was difficult to handle, or fish-tailed. I got off the road very easily. This just adds to my theory that Saturns are just the best fucking cars ever.

This is the second time I've had to change a tire after midnight, too. Sigh. It's obviously going to become a habit.

Had fun at A.j.'s. Did not get drunk.

Although my headache is back. Sigh.

I'm actually glad the tire blew at night, as I don't want to contemplate how busy fucking 94 is during the day. And we were definitely more visible at night.

For some reason, my automatic assumption is: engine trouble. This is very sad.

god. I think I need coffee. And cake.

yep, girls, she's definitely NOT into...

Teh gay sex.

At all.

Like... just, no.

I was randomly poking at gaycylonLee's (*sniffle*) lj, and there was rp boysex, and... I ran. Because I think I am afraid of two dicks. Or something.

There is interest when there's a woman involved (OT3 or het). But a penis on its own is kinda like boring and clinical.

So, bring on the het, the OT3, and the lesbians.

icons: new bsg,

three Kara/Leoben ones for bsg_lyrical. (yes, I was feeling militantly shippy that day)

1. 2. 3.

and #3 won third

eta: and yes, I goofed on the comm name.

Visit the Madhouse 2.0 Pooooolll

We've been discussing having a combined housewarming/birthday party for Timey and I (we are both a year older this month, horrors). So, I give to you a pooooll!

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